Rating:: PG-13
House:: Riddikulus
Ships:: Ginny Weasley/Harry Potter
Characters:: Harry Potter
Genres:: Humor Parody
Era:: Harry and Classmates During Book Seven
Spoilers:: Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix Half-Blood Prince Deadly Hallows (Through Ch. 36)
Stats:: Published: 07/28/2007

Updated: 08/13/2007

Words: 4,003

Chapters: 3

Hits: 1,382

Harry Potter and the Deadly Bowels

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Story Summary:: Sequel to "Harry Potter and the Half-Witted Prince." A spoof of Deathly Hallows. Harry is retarded, Ron likes dancing, Hermione is hot. What more needs to be said?

Chapter 01

07/28/2007

Sequel to "Harry Potter and the Half-Witted Prince." A spoof of Deathly Hallows. Harry is retarded, Ron likes dancing, Hermione is hot. What more needs to be said?

Words: 667

Chapter 02 - The Wedding/Hide and Go Hide

07/30/2007

The Weasleys host a wedding, and Harry tries to fight off his feelings for Ginny. Things get complicated when they... "play Twister." Soon, Voldemort takes over the Ministry and Harry, Ron and Hermione must go into hiding.

Words: 1,192

Chapter 03 - The Ministry of Magic/The Thief

08/13/2007

Harry and the gang break into the Ministry of Magic, cleverly disguised as Richard Nixon and his clones. Later, Harry has a vision from Voldemort's mind and burns Britney Spears.

Words: 2,144