Rating:
PG-13
House:
Riddikulus
Genres:
Humor
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix
Stats:
Published: 12/22/2004
Updated: 07/22/2006
Words: 15,755
Chapters: 10
Hits: 31,890

How Hogwarts Became a Nudist Colony

Falthee

Story Summary:
Harry Potter arrives at Hogwarts to find its students nude, in their birthday suits, devoid of clothing. . . Why are they nude? And why are the Houses getting along? What does this have to do with defeating Voldemort and House Elf rights?

Chapter 01
12/22/2004

Harry Potter arrives at Hogwarts to find its students nude, in their birthday suits, devoid of clothing. . . Why are they nude? And why are the Houses getting along? What does this have to do with defeating Voldemort and House Elf rights? Read and find out. Slight HrG/SS but mostly just a lot of nudity and house unity.

Words: 1,344
Hits: 4,612
Chapter 02
01/04/2005

It seems the world wants an explaination! This is indeed how hogwarts became a nudist colony!!! Let's just say, Hermione never thought that detention with Snape could be so inspiring! Strip! If you need a reason, read this chapter!

Words: 1,715
Hits: 2,637
Chapter 03
01/16/2005

So you want more? Well, here it comes. Hermione must now plan her attack on all clothing! What is her plan? Well, it's all in the title: The Flashing Brigade!!!! Review, my dearies.

Words: 1,408
Hits: 3,039
Chapter 04
02/10/2005

The Flashing Brigade takes their cause to the dungeons in hopes of recruiting the frantic Snape! So will Snape strip, will he kill off a few students? Will he lose his patience or his pants? Either way, snake's out of the bag now! R&R. I vow to gross you out or make you snort!

Words: 1,415
Hits: 2,252
Chapter 05
03/04/2005

Ahh, back again, are we? In Part 5, Hermione announces that the formation of the Clothing Council will be taking place. . . . after she sends her new nudist negotiator into Dumbledore's office. Who is this 'secret weapon'? And is he really working for House Elves Rights? Read and find out! Or are you too afraid of a little bit of nudity?

Words: 1,254
Hits: 1,859
Chapter 06
05/24/2005

As Hermione prepares for the Council meeting between the Flashing Brigade and the Knicker Huggers, a few of the nude students start a fight. In the mist of if all, the parents arrive to see their very nude children.

Words: 1,676
Hits: 11,128

Nakedness still reigns supreme! The Flashing Brigade vs. the Knickers Huggers in a race against time to see whether or not pants should stay shed. Will Hermione be able to convince the Clothing Coucil that nudity is the way toward freedom?

Words: 1,646
Hits: 2,132

Harry Potter arrives at Hogwarts to find its students nude, in their birthday suits, devoid of clothing. . . Why are they nude? And why are the Houses getting along? What does this have to do with defeating Voldemort and House Elf rights?

Words: 1,589
Hits: 1,767

The tale of unity through nudity has been spun. However, there is still two pesky problems at Hogwarts. Problem the first is that Harry has not yet taken off his pants. Problem the second comes in the form of an over dramatic visitor.

Words: 1,525
Hits: 1,341

The epic conclusion to this twisted tale of nudity. Obviously, Voldemort "got his", but the real question is, did Harry take his pants off? And what on earth does pudding have to do with it?

Words: 2,183
Hits: 1,123