Dumbledore and the Insidious Plot

~Chapter Eleven~

"Hi, everyone!" Draco chirped as he entered the dining room, where the breakfast was served.

Few 'morning' could be heard from the people who hadn't drank anything last night. There was like two of them.

Lucius and Voldie were sitting together at the end of the table and they were grinning idiotically to each other. Harry was seated near to Voldie and the whole Weasley clan plus Hermione next to him. On Lucius' side were all who hadn't red hair(except Hermione).

Draco marched briskly to the other end of the table and coughed to get everyone's attention.

"I want you all to hear me out for a sec," Draco said, smiling.

Everyone looked up, waiting.

"I want to introduce my new boyfriend, Sirius!" Draco shouted merrily and Sirius rushed through the doors next to Draco.

"WHAT!" Lucius bellowed, standing up. Draco's grin faded a little as he saw the look on his father's face.

"Lucius, calm down," Sirius spoke out and it proved to be a mistake.

"Don't tell me what to do you stinking fuzz ball!" Lucius sprang from his position and ran to throttle Sirius. Sirius transformed into his dog form and ran for his life.

"No, Daddy!" Draco sprinted after his lover and father.

"If Lucius ever catches Sirius, which one is going to win? Any bets?" Voldie asked and put his gambler hat on.

Half of the people were betting for Lucius and the other half didn't dare to say anything. They got bored after a long moment of waiting and started to play 'strip poker' as someone might call it. Voldie was winning, he hadn't lost any clothing yet. Harry didn't have his pants anymore and Dumpty was completely naked but it was hard to tell because his beard covered his body almost entirely, thank god.

After an hour of waiting they started to play 'spin the bottle'.

Remus ended up singing, My Heart Will Go on, on top of the table. Severus had to wash his hair and Voldie had to admit that he was a slut and liked to lick Lucius'...er...shoes.

Suddenly Sirius sprinted into the room and hid behind Remus. Lucius came in looking like Satan himself. His eyes were flaming and if it had been possible, smoke would have been rising from his ears and he would have been breathing fire. Draco ran in after them panting heavily.

"You are going to die for touching my son, you filthy mongrel!" Lucius started to walk towards Sirius.

"No, Father! You're not going to kill him," Draco defended Sirius, standing in front of him.

"But he did wicked things to you. He's much older than you. You could be his son!" Lucius didn't even look at Draco. He kept his eyes bored into Sirius'.

"He's not the first nor the only one, Father!" This got Lucius' full attention.

"What?!" Lucius' eyes snapped from Sirius to Draco in a flash.

"My first was Severus," Draco blurted out.

The room was dead silent and every pair of eyes were fixed on either Lucius or Snape. Snape was pale like a sheet and he looked very scared.

"Lucius...." Severus rose from his seat and started to back out of the room. Lucius grabbed his wand and pointed at Severus.

"Avada Kedavra!" A green light flashed and somebody shouted a bright 'no!'.

If it was possible, the room was even more quiet than before. Everyone expected to find Remus on the floor but Remus was still seated at the table. Instead of Remus, there, on the ground was Dumpty.

"No!" Remus moaned, rushing to check Dumpty's pulse.

Everyone were in shock. They didn't know what to do or what to say.

"Is it a bad time or...." Just then James stuck his head through the doors. He also saw Dumpty on the floor.

"No! What have you done to my brother!" James shouted and started to cry.