Dumbledore and the Insidious Plot

~Chapter ten~

The Wedding

"We are gathered here today to witness this holy alliance between these two nice fellows.." priest continued it for a while but then he started to talk about how he had became a priest.

"...so there I was, naked and surrounded by these gorgeous women then the cops came and they saw my di*k they were shocked of it size. I was in prison for twelve years because my d*ck was twelve times bigger than theirs.. In the prison I found God and I promised to stay in celibacy for the rest of my life. What a shame really but anyway, is there anyone who is against this marriage?" the priest finally asked.

"I am." There was only one person who was still awake and the other people started to wake up slowly.

"What is the reason?" the priest asked casually.

"Harry and Draco are half-brothers," Dumpty answered.

"WHAT!?" more than one person shouted.

"Harry is son of Voldie and James, and Draco is son of Lucius and James," Dumpty replied.

"Why didn't you, Father, tell me this before! You knew I was marrying my brother! How sick do you think I am!" Draco shouted on top of his lungs.

"I'm sorry son but I couldn't tell you. I thought that maybe you weren't James' at all. Maybe you could be Arthur's." Lucius was crying quietly.

"Arthur as Arthur Weasley?" Harry asked.

"Yes," Lucius answered now sobbing.

"Lucius, how could you! You've been screwing the whole Order of the Phoenix behind my back!" Voldie got up and shouted.

"Take it easy, Tom," Molly Weasley said and was now standing next to Voldie.

"I'm just shocked, Mol," Voldie said looking like he was about to cry once again.

"Tell me you aren't going to cry, are you? You're just like I remembered. Although, I should have known when I heard your nickname," Molly sighed and shook her head.

"You keep your mouth shut about that," Voldie ordered.

"Why? Don't you think 'Brooke' is good nickname for a man who cries so much?" Molly asked with a playful twinkle in her eyes but the twinkle was lost to Voldie.

"Argh! I don't remember why I used to date you back at school. I hate you!" Voldie ran away with his round belly.

"Why did you have to torment him when he is so sensitive!" Lucius shouted at Molly before he rushed after Voldie.

"Ouch, but now why don't we all go and have dinner. Because there's no wedding, doesn't mean that all the food I made is going to vanish," Molly said with a bright smile on her face.

Everyone left to the Malfoy manor's dining room were the wedding reception was supposed to be. Now it turned into a huge party where everyone could drink and dance naked all night.

The party came to an end when Dumpty lit a fire in the middle of the room and danced around it.

"Goodnight, everybody!" one very drunken Draco Malfoy shouted when he climbed the stairs to his room and he didn't went alone.

***

"Severus, we need to talk," Remus whispered to Severus' ear.

"We have nothing to talk about," came a rude reply.

"Severus, please. This is getting ridiculous."

Severus glared Remus for a second before answering, "Fine. We can go to my room."

"Severus, I'm sorry. When I started to work for Lucius I didn't think that I could find someone who would love me," Remus said as he sat down on Severus' bed.

"What are you trying to say? Is Lucius in love with you?" Severus didn't believe it. Was Lucius trying to take his lover from him?

"What? No, Lucius isn't the one I'm talking about. It's you," Remus answered and looked Severus in the eye.

"Me? What are you talking about? Do you really think that I love you?" Severus could not believe what he was hearing.

"I know you do. I can see it every time I look at your eyes, Severus."

Severus just stared at Remus for a moment. He had tried to hide it from Remus but Remus tends to know everything, just like that old pimp Dumpty.

"You haven't explained what is this thing between you and Lucius," Severus thought that the conversation was getting off the tracks.

"As I said, I'm working for Lucius and as you know I'm a stripper and I.."

"WHAT! A stripper! Please Lord, tell me I heard wrong." Severus almost fainted, so he had to sit down on the floor. He didn't want to hurt himself by falling from a chair in a case he did faint.

Remus told him everything and afterwards he had to carry unconscious Severus to the bed.

***

Voldie's private quarters at Malfoy manor..

Voldie was crying on his bed when someone knocked softly on the door.

"Go away!" Voldie shouted.

The person didn't care about his arguments, just came into his room. Voldie suddenly felt a hand on his shoulder.

"Are you okay?" Lucius asked gently.

"Of course I am!" Voldie snapped.

"Forgive me, Lucius. I just can't take this anymore!" Voldie said when Lucius didn't say a word.

"You can't take what?"

"You and me! One minute ago you said you love me and then you treat me like I was invisible," Voldie cried helplessly in front of Lucius.

"I know what I said and I still feel that way," Lucius replied as he sat down besides Voldie.

"You do?" Voldie asked quietly.

"Of course I do. Malfoys don't ever lie," Lucius said and kissed Voldie.

"But Lucius, I don't know. You're married and..." Voldie protested.

"And we are having a baby. Was that what you were going to say? I'm officially divorced. I got a message from my lawyer this morning." Lucius smiled and shifted little closer to Voldie.

"Just let me love you," Lucius said before he captured Voldie's lips once again and this time Voldie didn't protest.

***

Few hours later

"Lucius?"

"Hmm..." Voldie heard a muffled response somewhere among the pillows.

"Do you have any animals here?"

"What?" Lucius' appeared from the pillows looking tired.

"Do you keep any animals here at the Manor?" Voldie asked again.

"None that I know of. Why?"

"In that case. I thought that I saw.. No, it couldn't be." Voldie shook his head.

"You saw what?" Lucius was starting to get worried. It wasn't the first time that Voldie was seeing hallucinations.

"I thought that I saw.. I saw James," Voldie answered quietly.

Lucius didn't reply. He was too stunned to do so.

***

A/N:

-Chapter Eleven: With whom did Draco go to his room? And is James really alive?

And for those who don't know or understand, everything that happens, happens at Malfoy manor. They are staying there because of the wedding. Lucius invited all of them to his home. It's much cheaper to hold the wedding on your own home and easier for the guests 'cause they can participate in celebration for the happy couple in the same house!