Dumbledore and the Insidious Plot

"What is it, Albus?" Remus asked first.

"Harry has been kidnapped by Lord Voldie the Evil maniac," Dumpty answered.

"I got a letter from him," Dumpty continued.

Remus took the letter from Dumpty and his eyes flew quickly over the words as he read it.

Dear Dumpty,

I'm writing to you because I want to kill Harry Potter. I know you are favouring him above all your students.

You never where a good father to me so I decided to revenge. I hope you'll remember this day if I die by the hand of Potter.

When I was a kid, I always hoped that someday you would look at me with pride but that day never came.

I'm still waiting for it but I know it is stupid because I can take over the world now!

I have your precious Potter here with me and I will tell him all your lies. He will never believe you again. I'll make sure of that.

Don't try to rescue him. It's pointless because you can't find me from my lair which is located under the garden of Malfoy manor.

So don't even think of it. You will fail on your attempts. But now I have some killing to do,

so Hasta la vista Dumpty!

Yours,

Lord Voldie the Evil maniac

Back to Voldie's lair..

"Now that I have Harry Potter I can take over the world!" Voldie's high pitched voice filled the room.

"But Lord Voldie the Evil maniac you also said that when you had Dumpty's sandals." Wormtail looked his master with concerned eyes.

"Yes, Yes, but people were laughing at me when I was wearing them. Anyway what is the last thing on our TakeOverTheWorldPlan-list?"

"It says, Take over the world."

"Excellent! Wormtail, go and get me Lucius. We have some spanking to do!"

"Yes my Lord Voldie the Evil maniac." Wormtail apparated to Malfoy Manor.

After a few minutes Lucius was standing in front of Voldie.

"What do you want? How dare you interrupt my spanking lessons with Snape and Lupin. Finally when I was having fun after all these years."

"Don't worry Lucius. You can invite them here to celebrate my victory!" Voldie was grinning from ear to ear.

"What? So you finally won the beauty contest 'Miss Universe' this year?" Lucius was also smiling.

"No, that's in the past. I have taken over the world!"

"You've just said it. You haven't done anything yet," Harry, who was bored; said behind Voldie. Voldie turned around and looked angry.

"You're this close to lose your life so don't push me Harry." Voldie's fingers were only inches apart.

"You wouldn't dare.." Harry and Voldie were now both gazing each other in fury.

"Boys, there's no need to get all worked up." Lucius was gently pushing them apart.

"You're right Lucius as always. Sorry Harry, it just that I'm pregnant again." Voldie had tears in his eyes.

"Again?" Lucius asked.

"Again?" Harry asked also but for different reasons.

"Yes, I'm afraid so. And answer to your question, Harry, I'm your father." Voldie answered.

"What? I'm YOUR son?!" Harry backed away from Voldie.

"Yes well, I couldn't give my only son to James and his wife who was nothing more than a slut! James and I had a affair and we were planning a future together but then this whore came and stole my beautiful James away from me." Voldie was crying helplessly.

"Why did you killed them? I don't understand."

"When James told me that he was marring that slut and I can't no longer see my son I just lost it. I didn't mean to kill James I just were so angry and I wanted our son to be dead. After I had killed James I went after that bitch! who dared to call herself your mother. I killed her too and I didn't realise how much she had loved you. Well you know the rest of it. So I must say that Dumpty has been lying to you all your life.

James was the only one who knew that I wasn't THE DARK LORD everyone were afraid of. I admit that I killed and tortured people just because I was pregnant and I couldn't control my mood swings. Most people laugh at my round belly so I killed few of them.

"Everyone always thought I was trying to kill you but I just tried to tell you that you're my son and I love you no matter what." Voldie seemed to love his own voice.

"You love me? But why did you always try to really kill me then?" Harry was almost crying.

"You look alike James. I always remember him and his betrayal when I look at you. But I have moved on and I wish you could some day call me Daddy."

"Oh daddy," Harry said and hugged Voldie.

Both of the were crying. Lucius had to leave because he was at the tears himself

"Please, dad will you come to my wedding and walk me down the aisle?" Harry tangled himself off Voldie to see his reaction.

"Oh, I couldn't be more happy to do that," Voldie said and hugged Harry once again.

"So, you're marrying Draco Malfoy at last. The whole wizarding world has been waiting that you two face the inevitable and marry each other," Voldie continued.

"Really? We've been.."

Harry and Voldie continued talking until Harry remembered that he had to give a full body massage to Draco and he had to leave. Draco would kill him if he was late. Harry had always thought that Draco was the supportive part in their relationship.