Dumbledore and the Insidious Plot

Voldie's Lair

"How is that letter coming?" Voldie asked impatiently as he was pacing in front of Wormtail.

"It is almost ready, Lord Voldie the Evil maniac," Wormtail replied.

Wormtail was sweating heavily. He had never had this much trouble writing a letter. Voldie wanted him to write difficult words like revenge, remember and precious.

"Hurry up. I don't have the whole day!" Voldie screamed.

"Now it's finished," Wormtail said and look Voldie like an idiot.

"Well, send to Dumpty, you idiot!" Voldie was roaring at this point.

"I don't understand the meaning of this letter, Lord Voldie the Evil maniac," Wormtail stated quietly.

"Of course you don't, you imbecile!" Voldie was fuming now and made sure that Wormtail send it to the right person.

"What is the address of Hogwarts?" Wormtail asked and Voldie thought that it was a joke.

"What do you mean what is the address? Say to that bloody owl that takes it to Dumpty the Headmaster of Hogwarts. What an idiot do I have as a servant," Voldie rolled his eyes and thought; How idiot can a human be? Wait a minute, he is a rat. That explains everything.

Dumpty's diary

Guess what happened today, my sandals are back!

Finally, I have been waiting for this day.

Now I can spy my students once more without being seen.

I just love to listen what ever problems they have.

It is much easier that way to keep track of things.

Anyway, I have made a progress in situation called 'Remus/SeverusAndTheirRelationship'.

I could see that they were on the edge.

They will sleep together soon.

I could see how Severus was checking Remus' rear end as they left here today.

Dumpty's writing was disturbed when an owl flew on the his desk.

Snape's quarters..

"I know what you're up to." Severus closed the door behind him and Remus.

"I don't have a clue what you're talking about," Remus said calmly.

"Oh, I think you do. Do you think I'm blind?" Severus was nearing Remus with every step he took.

"I still don't.." Remus tried to play innocent.

"You have your memory back, haven't you?" Severus was now standing in front of Remus.

"What are you.." Remus said as Severus cornered him between himself and the wall.

"Don't try to deny it. I can see right through you. You have your memory back?" Severus asked again.

"Yes," Remus said quietly.

"Then you must remember what we were doing the night before you lost it." They faces were now almost touching.

"Er.. Yes, I.. I wasn't sure.. because of the way you treated me and then Dumpty mentioned something about you and him.." Remus was babbling randomly.

"First of all, you were mentally a eleven year-old boy. Do you really think that I could take advantage of you then?"

"Well, no but.."

"Good, now shut up." Severus pulled Remus into a passionate kiss.

Suddenly someone burst in the room. Severus and Remus sprinted apart faster than you can say 'a cat'.

"Severus, Remus. Oh, good you're both here. Something has happened," Dumpty said in haste.

"What is it, Albus?" Remus asked first.

"Harry has been kidnapped by Lord Voldie the Evil maniac," Dumpty answered.