Dumbledore and the Insidious Plot

Daktalakpak

Story Summary:
The story begins when Dumpty loses his pair of sandals. What does Voldie has to do with it, and how is he going to take over the world? Insane plot and lots of slash pairings. This is a parody, of course.

Chapter 08

Chapter Summary:
Voldie comes home. Misunderstandings and broken hearts.
Posted:
04/23/2005
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Author's Note:
Still un-betaed:(


Malfoy Manor..

"Ah, it's good to be home again," Voldie sighed happily when he and Harry arrived to the manor.

"I didn't know that you lived here," Harry said in wonder.

"Well, Lucius was so kind and took me in when I was bearing you." Voldie had a dreamy look on his face and he was clearly in his own world, so Harry decided not to ask him about it.

"You're back! I've been missing.. Voldemort?" Draco ran to the entrance hall but was stunned when he saw who was with Harry.

"You can call me Voldie," Voldie replied.

"And I thought you missed me," Harry pouted.

Draco was in shock and Harry dragged him away in order to explain things.

"What is Voldemort the-Evil-Dark-Lord doing here?!" Draco hissed as soon as they were behind the corner.

"I brought him here. He's my father and I have a headache," Harry said and waited Draco's reaction.

"Father? How? He-who-must-not-get-Dumpty's-underpants can't be your father. It's impossible," Draco was rambling.

"Draco, love. Calm down. I thought you knew that nothing in impossible around here. Especially when you are talking about Dumpty and Voldie but anyway I'll explain everything to you as soon as possible but first I have to get a room for Voldie," Harry spoke calmly.

"Alright but you'd better give me amazing massage for this," Draco grinned evilly and walked back to the entrance hall where Voldie was talking with a portrait of an old grumpy man who had a cockney accent.

"I would like to see that chamber," Voldie was saying as Harry and Draco returned.

"What chamber?" Draco asked.

"Some kinky-torturing chamber," Voldie replied with a broad smile.

"Oh that chamber. Father uses it now for his spanking sessions and I'm quite sure that he'd love to show it to you some day." Draco winked at Voldie but Voldie didn't noticed as he was looking past Draco.

Harry turned to see what Voldie was looking at but there was nothing or no one.

"Dad, are you alright? Harry asked.

"Yes, I'm okay. I just thought.." Voldie trailed off.

"What?" Harry asked.

"Nothing. It was nothing," Voldie replied.

They walked in silence as Draco guided the through the manor to Voldie's room.

"So, is anyone else staying here in the manor besides the Malfoys?" Voldie asked after a while.

"Remus and Severus are here too and Dumpty stops by every once in a while," Harry replied.

"Good, now I someone to talk to. My Death Eaters are quite dumb and they don't talk much. They always seems have a hurry to kill some muggles which I don't quite understand. For years I tried to convince them to try out some new hobbies but it seemed that Lucius was the only one who ever listened," Voldie said.

"Right," Harry and Draco said at the same time.

One Week to the Wedding, Somewhere in Malfoy Manor..

Severus was looking for Remus and was currently outside the library when he heard noises from there.

"Oh, that feels so good," someone moaned.

There was a moment of silence.

"I didn't know you are this good," Now Severus recognised the voice. It was Remus.

"Well, I didn't know you wanted me to," It was Lucius with whom Remus was speaking.

Remus moaned again and it was absolutely clear what was happening inside the room.

"I'm not too rough, am I?" Lucius asked.

"No, harder! Oh, good!" Remus screamed.

Severus couldn't take it anymore. He never thought that Remus would cheat him with his best friend. He rushed away and he never wanted to see Remus again.

"Calm down. I don't want Severus to get angry with me and if he hears you, I'll be a dead man," Lucius said.

"Oh, sorry. I was just pleased with your hand work," Remus replied.

"Well it's a good time for me to start trying out new things. I never thought that rubbing someone's back could be so satisfying," Lucius' voice was like silk but it didn't fool Remus.

"Don't even think about it. You know that I'm with Severus," Remus said as put his shirt back on.

"I know and I'm already involved with someone so no worries," Lucius said and left the library.

Malfoy Manor, Kitchen..

Harry was going to kitchen but he heard Draco talking with someone in there. He stayed by the door and listened.

"How is your relationship with Potter?" Draco's ex-boyfriend Goyle asked as he tried to use a toaster.

"It doesn't work," Draco answered.

"What's wrong with it?"

"It doesn't heat up like it used to."

"Maybe I could help you fix it. After all I have some special talents that you're not aware."

"It isn't necessary. I think I have to find a new one but it's hard to let it go after so many years."

Oh, my god. He's going to leave me! Harry couldn't hold tears anymore. He rushed away sobbing.

"Can we already stop talking about this damn machine besides you didn't answer to my question about your relationship, so how is it going, any problems?"

"I'm going to marry him if that is what you mean."

"Why?! Don't you see that we are meant to be. Not you and Potter!"

"Gregory stop. Please, I'm so tired to hear this. You know very well that our relationship would have ended sooner or later."

"But I know you still have feelings for me," Goyle breathed to Draco's ear as he cornered him against the sink.

"Get off me! Haven't you heard a word I said. I love Harry and I WILL marry him!" Draco tried to push Goyle away.

"I know but couldn't we just once.. for the old times sake." Goyle started to fondle Draco.

"No! Stop it! No, no..." Draco tried to get away from his ex-boyfriend but it was hopeless. Goyle was stronger than him.

Lucius came in to the kitchen and saw what was taking place there.

"Get your hands off him you sick bastard!" Lucius tore Goyle off Draco and looked him with murderous eyes.

"What do you think you're doing? Don't you have any dignity, don't you respect Draco's choices. He's marrying Harry for fuck's sake and you almost rape him because you can't let him go.

"I honestly thought that we could trust you but now I see we were wrong. It's time for you to leave here and don't you dare to set a foot on my grounds ever again!" Lucius pointed the door for Goyle.

Goyle glanced Draco before leaving without a word.

"Are you okay son?" Lucius was now calm as ever.

"Yes, I'm okay." Draco smiled weakly at Lucius.

"Good. So where's your fiancé?"

"I don't actually know but I go and see if I can find him and father?"

"Yes?"

"That toaster is broken," Draco said and left the room.


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Chapter 9: Things are solved.