Angel n Devil Grrls

Picture only this... Lockhart serenading Snape to the tune of "Rubber Ducky" in his birthday suit. Scared yet?

Sequel to Crookshanks and the Laser Pen. Harry recieves the laser pen, and when he is kidnapped by the Dark Lord he must rely on this tiny muggle toy to escape...

The teachers at Hogwarts must undergo therapy following the termination of Professor Lockhart... insights into Professor McGonagall's true character and Snape's sarcasm abounds.