Harry Potter and the Adventures of Randomland

In our first chapter, the Trio is enjoying a summer afternoon by the lake. But things take a turn for the worse when the Potions master arrives. And so begins an epic of subject change, sudden Apparation, and Snarry.

You've read the insane twists of the first chapter, but it gets a lot worse... Features more than enough leotards to go around, monkeys, and a stroll (not just a literal one, but a figurative one, too!).

Scorpius is going to seduce the bright green Lily Potter... or stick it to Fate... or defend Hogwarts from somebody... wait, wasn't that Neville Longbottom? You'll have trouble keeping track of the itching powder, the boggarts, and the arithmancy in this next chapter of our rolicking adventure!