- Rating:
- PG-13
- House:
- Riddikulus
- Genres:
- Humor Parody
- Era:
- Multiple Eras
- Spoilers:
- Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix Quidditch Through the Ages Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
- Stats:
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Published: 09/20/2003Updated: 10/23/2003Words: 7,982Chapters: 2Hits: 1,214
Our Letters to Mary Sue
Sid Malcher
- Story Summary:
- Once upon a time there was a group of individuals more powerful than the average person. They decided to form a band of which the likes had never been seen. Fabulous secret powers were revealed to them the day that held aloft their magic wands and said, "By the power of Cheese Monkeys, I am Mary Sue!" ``And then Albus Dumbledore and the rest of the canon characters chucked 'em out of the school.
Chapter 01
09/20/2003Once upon a time there was a group of individuals more powerful than the average person. They decided to form a band of which the likes had never been seen. Fabulous secret powers were revealed to them the day that held aloft their magic wands and said, "By the power of Cheese Monkeys, I am Mary Sue!"
Chapter 02
10/23/2003So what do the most powerful, and obnoxious, people in the known universe do when the get kicked out of school? Write letters that complain about their fate. WATCH: Marys and Garys swoon at the lack of attention! SEE: Canon characters make passes and passers-by (you might be one of them)! LISTEN: To the sounds of breaking hearts (and tailbones) as people are kicked to the curb! OBSERVE: The author run out of things to say, yet still put words in big letters!