Harry Potter and The Story In Which The Fermatas Get Loose

CHP 5

In which Harry realizes the point of the voice-over logic, the one eyed one horned flying purple people eater throws some parties, and Seona gets confused again

Seona: Darn, back to a two-line title.

Mayberry Spike: Thank goodness.

Seona: grrrrr...

George: You're ALWAYS confused. Why'd you put it in the title?

Seona: Cuz I FELT like it!

George: Fine, fine...

Harry: We haven't had a Quidditch match yet.

Seona: Well, that's just your problem, now, isn't it?

Mayberry Spike: I think it's required to have Quidditch matches.

George: It SHOULDN'T BE!!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE THEY TRY TO CONTROL US!!!!!!

Seona: I AGREE!!! LET'S SUE WHOEVER THOUGHT THAT UP!!! ::both run off and try to sue random people they meet::

Mayberry Spike: anyway, there was a Quidditch match. ::Quidditch match backdrop comes down and hits Harry on the head::

Seona: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::returns with George::

Harry: Can you PLEASE stop that?!?!??!

Seona: No.

Harry: ::sigh:: ::grabs broom and starts playing Quidditch with random people. Suddenly, a herd of deranged hippos appear::

Seona: I'd stop playing if I were you and RUN!!!!!!!

Harry: Don't be silly! They can't reach us in the air!

Seona: I'm ALWAYS silly!

Hippos: ::run, jump and catch all Quidditch players, and proceed to trample them::

Seona: What did I tell you? NEVER underestimate the power of a deranged hippopotamus! ::A car drives by. In it are two mongooses, a giraffe, and a zebra:: I wouldn't go in there if I were you...

Harry: Oh well ::gets in car. There is a lot of noise, and Harry is thrown out of the car, gasping for breath::

George: Next time you should listen to the voice-overs.

Fermatas: true, true.

Harry: Ah! It's the fermatas who try to take over Hogwarts in spite of the fact that it is the job of the Killer Rabbits and Jackalopes!

Seona: Hello, fermatas!

Fermatas: Hello!

Voldemort: Puny humans! I shall take over Hogwarts!

George: That's OUR job!

Mayberry Spike: I think you simply don't get it. WE, the Jackalopes and Killer Rabbits are supposed to dominate Hogwarts and the rest of the world. YOU are not, you lowly hamster-like being!!!

Seona: GO MAYBERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait a sec, hamster like? I'm confused...

George: Yet again.

Mayberry Spike: Ah well.

One eyed one horned flying purple people eater: graaaakgraak grumble graak! (Translation: It's time to party!)

Seona: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::party starts::

Fermatas: PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET'S DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE!!!!!! ::cha cha slide starts::

DJ: every body clap your hands!

Everybody: clapclapclapclap etc.

George: OH YEAH!!!

Mayberry Spike: ::sighs::

Voldemort: ::comes out with hippie clothes:: like, peace, dude!

Seona: I'm sorry, but that...is...just...wrong.

George: I couldn't agree more.

Voldemort: dude, like, it's a party!

One eyed one horned flying purple people eater: graak...graak...GRUMBLEGRUMBLE!!! (Translation: that's it...he's scaring me...WE MUST DISPOSE OF HIM!!!!)

Seona: I'll help! ::both throw Voldemort out the window::

Voldemort: aaaaaahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

Mayberry Spike: That's one way to get rid of him.

George: daaaaaance to the music...

Mayberry Spike: I will NOT! The party must stop NOW!!!!!!!!!!! ::party stops::

One eyed one horned flying purple people eater: Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak!!!!!!!!!! (translation: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Seona: You're no fun!

Harry: I agree with Mayberry.

Mayberry Spike: HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!! ::many brightly colored turkeys come down and hit Harry on the head, and start to peck at him::

Seona: Mayberry has finally learned the fun of being a crazy voice over!!!

George: So...can we party again?

Mayberry Spike: NO!

One eyed one horned flying purple people eater: Graaaaak! ::runs off and pouts in a corner::

Seona: look! You make him sad.

Mayberry Spike: He'll get over it. Anyway...::signals turkeys to go away, which they do, quite reluctantly:: Harry won the quidditch match...

Harry: Yay!

Mayberry Spike: But in the process...

Seona: Was maimed by deranged hippopotamuses and turkeys!!!

Harry: Ouch. ::leg disappears::

Madam Pomfrey: legappeariasus! ::leg appears::

Harry: Yay!

Seona: NO!!!!

Fermatas: We have returned!

Seona: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One eyed one horned flying purple people eater: graaak grak grumble?!?!?!?!? (Translation: can we have a fermata party:?!?!?!?!?!?!?)

Seona: Yes, lets! ::there is a fermata party, until the fermata party stops::

Fermatas: We don't want the fermata party to stop!!!

Mayberry Spike: Oh, well, we have a story to tell!

George: Hey, you're a poet and you didn't know it!

Seona: Yeah! Well, tell! It rhymes! Heeheehee...

Mayberry Spike: Would you two PLEASE just...go...AWAY!!!!

Seona: No, it's too much fun annoying you.

George: How true...