Harry Potter and The Story In Which The Fermatas Get Loose

CHP 6

In which Voldemort mistakes Harry for his Kentucky Fried Chicken order, Harry becomes many various furry creatures, and the EVIL SNOWFLAKES come

Seona: I have succeeded in making yet ANOTHER wonderful title.

George: sure...

Harry: WHY am I going to be mistaken for a KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN ORDER!!!!!!!!??????????????

Seona: You'll see.

Ron: You people think of the most bizarre things.

Mayberry Spike: at least YOU don't have to LIVE with them.

George: Mayberry! I'm hurt! ::pretends to cry, and Seona pretends to comfort him::

Seona: You've hurt poor Georgy's feelings!

George: ::looking up:: GEORGY!!!???

Mayberry Spike: Really. Well, Voldemort decided to appear again.

Voldemort: ::comes out pulling leaves out of his clothes, sees voice overs and leaves the scene again::

Seona: I guess he landed in a bush when we threw him.

One eyed one horned flying purple people eater: GRAK! (Translation: GOOD!)

Harry: Can I do something brave and dashing now?!?!?!

Seona: Hmm... ::Harry turns into a lion:: You're a brave and dashing LION!!!

Harry lion: ROOAAAARR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Translation: NOT LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Seona: Oh, you don't like lions? Okay... ::Harry turns into a mongoose::

Harry mongoose: ::looks very confused::

Seona: Heehee, this is fun... ::Harry turns into a chicken::

Colonel Sanders: COME HERE, YOU CHICKEN!!! ::gets a net::
Harry chicken:: CLUCKCLUCKCLUCKCLUCKITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Translation: SOME HELP, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Colonel Sanders: GOTCHA ::picks up Harry chicken in a net, and tries to cook him. Voldemort: ::comes back:: That's okay, I like my chicken raw.

Colonel Sanders: suit yourself. ::hands Voldemort Harry chicken in a KFC bag, and leaves::

Voldemort: YUMMY!!!!!! ::eats Harry chicken::

Mayberry Spike: Did Voldemort...just...win?

George: That was unpredictable.

Seona: It was FUNNY!!!

Voldemort: ::grasps the back of his head:: OW....OW...OWOWOWOW....OOOOOOOWW!!!!! ::Harry chicken pops out::

Mayberry Spike: I guess not.

Harry chicken:: CLUCKCLUCKCLUCKITYCLUCKITYCLUCKCLUCK!!!!!! (Translation: TURN ME BACK NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Seona: You forgot to say the magic word...

Harry chicken: CLUUUUUUUCKITYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Translation: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Seona: Fine, fine. ::Harry turns back into a mongoose::

Harry mongoose: ::looks at voice-overs and shrieks::

George: I didn't know mongooses could shriek.

Seona: Okay, Harry, I'll turn you back into a person. ::turns Harry into Bob Barker::

Harry Bob Barker: THE PRICE IS RIGHT!!!!!!

George: really?!

Seona: I don't think he likes being Bob Barker. ::turns Harry into Chevy Chase::

George: YAY!!! THE ROAST OF CHEVY CHASE!!!! ::Harry Chevy Chase is roasted::

Harry Chevy Chase: This is VERY HUMILIATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seona: Well, it's fun for us.

Mayberry Spike: Seona, will you PLEASE turn him back into himself again?!?!?!?

Seona: ::sigh:: I guess so... ::roast of Chevy Chase stops, and Harry Chevy Chase becomes Harry again::

Harry: FINALLY!!!!!!!

George: Darn, that was getting really fun.

Seona: I know!

Voldemort: I came SO CLOSE!!!!!! SO CLOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

George: To what?

Voldemort: TAKING OVER HOGWARTS, YOU BLUNDERING IDIOT!!!!!!!!

Seona: Hey, first of all, no one talks to George that way, scept for me and Mayberry, second of all, TAKING OVER HOGWARTS IS THE JOB OF US AND THE KILLER RABBITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::Voldemort is turned into a humuhumunukunukuapuaa fish::

Voldemort humuhumunukunukuapuaa fish: splutterspluttergasp!!! (Translation: Can't breathe!!!)

Mayberry Spike: Seona, he can't breathe.

Seona: fine... ::Voldemort turns into nenebird::

George: WHY are you turning Voldemort into creatures from HAWAII?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Seona: cuz Hawaii's cool. The humuhumunukunukuapuaa fish is their state fish, and the nenebird is the state bird. (For those of you who do not know)

George: kewl

Voldemort nenebird: peeeeep! PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!! (Translation: I want to turn back into myself! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Seona: touchy, touchy... ::turns Voldemort back into himself::

Voldemort: You people really need some help.

George: You're right. Look at what we have to work with! A bunch of non-appreciative characters and backdrops that continuously hit people on the head!!!

Mayberry Spike: Um, George, the backdrop thing isn't their fault... ::backdrop comes down and hits Harry and Voldemort on the head, and Seona laughs evilly::

George: I see. I guess it's the same case with the microphones, pumpkins and snowballs?

Mayberry Spike: Yep. ::Seona laughs evilly again:: Anyway, ::a bunch of snowflakes come in, all laughing evilly:: Seona...

Seona: I didn't do it this time!

Evil snowflakes: Now WE will take over Hogwarts!!!

George: WHY does everyone want to take over HOGWARTS?!?!?!?!!?!?!? It's OUR job!!! How HARD is that to REALIZE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Mayberry Spike: Apparently very hard. VERY VERY hard.

Evil snowflakes: We will FREEZE everything and take over, and then we'll...um...

George: UN freeze everyone?

Evil snowflakes: You see, that's the problem. We only can freeze, we are snowflakes, ya know. And EVIL ones, too. VERY evil.

Seona: We gathered that. It won't do you much good to rule over a frozen kingdom. No one to do stuff for you...

Evil snowflakes: But it is our DESTINY to DOMINATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seona: NO it's NOT!!!

George: It is OUR destiny!!!

Mayberry Spike: The KILLER RABBITS and JACKALOPES' DESTINY!!!

Seona: HOW LONG is it gonna take for all you people to REALIZE THAT!!!!!!!!!

Voldemort: quite a while.

Evil snowflakes: yeah, what baldie said.

Voldemort: BALDIE?!?!?!?!??! ::Evil snowflakes and bald- I mean, Voldemort, duke it out::

George: Um...alrighty then. ::after a while, half of snowflake forces melt, they retreat, and Voldemort is more frozen than a mongoose dropped in Antarctica::

Seona: I think he's more frozen than most furry animals that you drop in Antarctica.

Mayberry Spike: Penguins are furry when they're born, and some of them LIVE in Antarctica!

George: True...

Seona: Of course, dolphins are better than penguins.

Kathryn: WHAT?!

Seona: What are you doing here?

Kathryn: PENGUINS are better than DOLPHINS!!!

Emily: Not THIS again!

Seona: What is everyone doing here?!

Megan: Is DRACO in this story?!

Seona: yeah, but...WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING HERE?!?!?!?!?

Sally: RON!!! RON!!! WHERE IS RON!!!

Seona: I'm REALLY confused!

Everyone else that happens to go to KHS that knows Seona: What are we doing here?!?!?! (Sorry if ya weren't mentioned by names, guys, but this chapter would be overlyoverlyoverly long!)

Kathryn: Come, penguins, come! ::penguins appear::

Seona: Come, dolphins, come! ::dolphins appear::

Emily: Let the battle begin! ::penguins and dolphins duke it out::

Megan: DRACO!!! It's DRACO!!! ::sees Draco and runs after him::

Sally: RON!!! It's RON!!! ::sees Ron and runs after him::

Everyone else that happens to go to KHS that knows Seona: We're going back to EARTH... ::disappear::

Mayberry Spike: Seona, what did I tell you about leaving the portals open...

Seona: Sorry... ::eventually penguins and dolphins are both completely exhausted and go back to the ocean and Antarctica::

Kathryn: The war is not over yet!

Seona: Well, the battle is.

Kathryn: True...oh, pretty portal... ::disappears::

Emily: I'm going too ::disappears::

Megan and Sally: We'll be back! ::disappears::

George: That was utterly confusing.

Draco and Ron: ::coming out of hiding:: WHO were THEY?!?!?!

Seona: people, who, I'm guessing, WILL be back.