Harry Potter and The Story In Which The Fermatas Get Loose

CHP 3

In which Harry starts his classes and there is a fermata attack and Draco starts to like Hermione and Ron gets mad at Draco and Harry tries to make an actual story happen

Seona: I love making up titles.

George: Especially long ones.

Mayberry Spike: I think you two need therapy.

Seona: I don't wanna!

George: There are advantages to that...

Seona: Oh, yeah! We get to go to the rooms with nice, soft, padded walls and jump around!!!

Mayberry Spike: Will you two ever cease to amaze me?

Seona: No.
George: Yes.

Harry: Is anything going to actually happen in this story?

Seona: Probably not.

George: Well, we are making slight progress.

Mayberry Spike: Only because I'm here.

Seona: If it was only you, the readers would have abandoned this story already. If any of you are reading this right now, give yourself a triangle of applause!

George: Triangle? Why not square?

Seona: Well, give your self an applause of your favorite shape.

George: That works.

Mayberry Spike: Well, everybody had their first week of classes, and then it was the weekend.

Harry: That went fast.

Mayberry Spike: If you want, I'll give you an extra-long potions class...

Harry: NO!!! NO!!!

Snape: YES!!! YES!!!

Seona: Where'd you come from?
Snape: a dark, dark, corner.

Seona: Okay, then, extra long Friday potions class for Harry.

Harry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Snape: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ha. My cry was longer.

Mayberry Spike: The next week on Friday, Harry had a very long, cruel potions class and then got detention with Snape on Saturday.

Harry: You people really like to watch me suffer, don't you.

Seona: OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!! ::Hermione and Draco walk in::

Draco: Hermione, your eyes are as beautiful as full moons, beaming down on the night world and filling it with your beauty.

Seona: You know, this is a riddikulus story.

Hermione: Draco, I will love you even after the sun stops shining.

Seona: HellOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! RIDDIKULUS!!! NOT ASTRONOMY TOWER!!!!

Draco: Speaking of Astronomy Tower... ::Draco and Hermione run off::

Seona: ::sigh:: You know, when you type riddikulus like this, then you get the red lines, but if you type RIDDIKULUS like this, then the red lines go away.

George: Easily amused.

Seona: So?

Mayberry Spike: After a while, Ron realized what was going on, and got really really really mad at Draco Malfoy.

Seona: Just like it says in the unnecessarily long title!

Ron: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Malfoy, I am angry with you!

Seona: Ron's in looooooooove! Ron's in loooooove!

George: please stop singing.

Seona: No! We all live in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine...

Mayberry Spike: I am the only sane one here.

George: Which makes you insane, because you are the minority, therefore the majority, or the insane people, actually are sane, which makes the sane people, such as yourself, insane!

Seona: allrighty then.

Mayberry Spike: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.

Seona: How weevil can a weevil be when a weevil turns weawwy weevil?

George: What?

Seona: But most weevils are weawwy weawwy nice.

George: You're confusing me.

Seona: I'm good at that.

Mayberry Spike: I have decided to ignore you two. Anyway, Ron and Malfoy got into a fight over Hermione.

Hermione: I'm confused. ::Ron and Malfoy are beating each other up::

Ron: Die, Malfoy!

Malfoy: Die, Weasley!

Mayberry Spike: Eventually Professor McGonagall came along and gave both of them detention. Then she randomly decided to give Harry detention, too.

Professor McGonagall: Malfoy, Weasley! Detention! Harry! Detention! With Snape!

Harry: Why do I get the feeling that was planned by someone...

Seona: It was. ME!!! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!!

George: Me too.

Mayberry Spike: And me. So, Harry had an awfully horrible, long, detention with Snape again.

Snape: YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seona: You! Back to your corner!

Snape: It speaks to us...tells us...

Seona: What?

Snape: I dunno.

George: Just get back in the corner.

Snape: Fine. ::walks off::

Mayberry Spike: Just then, there was another attack of the fermatas!!!

Seona: I'm a fermata! Hold me!

Random person: Okay. ::gives her a hug::

Seona: SWEETNESS!

Fermatas: We are fermatas! Hold us! ::many random people come on, and give the fermatas hugs::

George: That was unpredictable.

Seona: ::returns from giving one of the fermatas a hug:: It was FUNNY!

Mayberry Spike: And just then, VOLDEMORT decided to appear!!!

Random people: ::flinch!::

Voldemort: FEAR ME!!!

Seona: No. ::chickens drop out of nowhere and attack Voldemort's head::