Harry Potter and The Story In Which The Fermatas Get Loose

CHP 2

In which Harry goes back to Hogwarts and sees Draco Malfoy and gets really mad because Hermione likes him and Ron gets reallyreallyreally mad at the voice-overs

Seona: I made this title up, too. It was fun.

George: *cough* blonde *cough*

Seona: Shut up.

Mayberry Spike: Let's try to get on with the story.

Seona: But this is more fun.

Mayberry Spike: You know, you're supposed to be the Jackalope Goddess, yet I'M the only one with BRAINS on this team!

Seona: I'm having fun with this, no harm in doing that...

George: Yeah, Mayberry, we're having fun.

Mayberry Spike: Oh well. Anyway, Harry woke up.

George: He's not waking up.

Seona: I can fix that. ::bucket of water dumps on Harry's head, and he wakes up spluttering::

Harry: First I go to sleep miserably, then I wake up miserably.

Seona: Too bad for you.

Mayberry Spike: Harry's aunt and uncle then came into the room, and yelled at him for various reasons. ::Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia come into the room::

Seona: Man, they're UGLY.

Uncle Vernon: Who was that?

Seona in a very evil voice: IT IS I, THE WEEVIL GHOST COME TO HAUNT YOU FOR SOME INEXPLICABLE REASON!!!

Aunt Petunia: AHH!!!

Seona: THAT'S RIGHT, PUNY HUMAN!!! FEAR ME!!!

George: That's enough. You've scared them out of the room.

Seona: Yay!

Mayberry Spike: At that precise moment, Ron decided to show up.

Ron: Come on, Harry, spend the rest of the summer at my house!

Seona: Ron, I know who likes you... (Emily's going to kill me for this)

Ron: Who?

Seona: I'm not telling.

Ron: Why?

Seona: Because.

George: She's not going to tell you.

Ron: Grrrrrrrr...

Mayberry Spike: And then, Fred and George showed up.

George: Which one's which?

Mayberry Spike: I dunno, why?

George: Cuz there's only one of them here.

Mayberry Spike: Where's the other one? ::shakes head:: Seona?

Seona: All I did was lock him in a chimney...

Mayberry Spike: How'd you manage that one?

Seona: Play-doh! ::suddenly, either Fred or George walked into the room covered with bits of play-doh::

Seona: Darn. He escaped.

Fred or George: That was NOT fun.

Seona: Fun for me!

George or Fred: Can we just get on with the story?

Harry: I've been trying. It doesn't work.

George: How true.

Mayberry Spike: Then, Arthur and Molly Weasley appeared. And Percy. And Bill. And Charlie. And Ginny. And the...one horned, one eyed, flying purple people eater?

Seona: ::chuckle:: Don't worry, he doesn't eat wizards. Only muggles.

One horned, one eyed, flying purple people eater: graaaaak! Grumble grumble graaaak! (translation: what is going on?)

Fred or George: Don't even try to understand.

One horned, one eyed, flying purple people eater: ::shrugs, and flies away::

Seona: Come back soon!

Mayberry Spike: Sooner or later, everybody went to the burrow, and all the students got their letters.

George: Look! They all have fermatas on them! Seona...

Seona: I didn't do it this time! ::fermatas come off letters, and start breaking things. After a while, they all fly out the window::

Harry: That was interesting...

Mayberry Spike: Little did they know that these were but a few of the giant force of fermatas that are going to try and take over Hogwarts despite the fact that it is the job of the Killer Rabbits and Jackalopes!!!

Seona: Well, they know now.

Mayberry Spike: Shut up.

Harry: Can we go to Hogwarts now?

Seona: Maybe...

Ron: You still haven't told me who likes me.

Seona: You'll never know.

Ron: Why?

Seona: I don't feel like telling you.

Ron: Do either of you know?

George: Yes.

Mayberry Spike: Yes.

Ron: Will you tell me?

George: No.

Mayberry Spike: No.

George: Stop copying me!

Mayberry Spike: I'm not copying!

George: Copyrabbit!

Mayberry Spike: Am not!

George: Am to!

Mayberry Spike: Am not!

George: Am-

Ron: Stop it and tell me!

Seona: NO!

Ron: ::tries to jump up and strangle voice overs::

Seona: Haha! You can't get me!

Mayberry Spike: Eventually, everyone going to Hogwarts, got to Hogwarts. ::Hogwarts backdrop comes down and hits Harry and Ron on the head.

Harry: not AGAIN!!!

Seona: SCORE!!!

Ron: This is gonna happen a lot, isn't it?

Harry: yep.

Mayberry Spike: Then, Draco Malfoy and Hermione appeared.

Hermione: It's wonderful to see everyone again!

Draco Malfoy: Ew. Enemies.

Hermione: Draco! You got so handsome over the summer.

Harry: Grrrrr

Ron: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Seona: Did you notice Ron's grr was longer? I think he likes Hermione.

Ron: SHUT UP!

George: ::giggle:: Ron's in looove, Ron's in loooove...

Mayberry Spike: After a while, the sorting got overwith and everyone went to bed.

Hermione: Bye, Draco! I love you!

Draco: Well, that was unpredictable.