Whose Line Is It Anyways?: HP Style

Whose Line Is It Anyways?

~Chapter 3-Improbable Mission ~

Remus: Welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyway?

*Audience applauds. Harry, Ron, and Hermione smile at the audience, while Snape scowls.*

Remus: The next game we are going to do is Improbable Mission. This is for Ron, Hermione and Harry. What's going to happen is Ron and Hermione must follow a mission that Harry will specify for them. Now I need from the audience, a household chore or errand Ron and Hermione can do.

*People start shouting random things.*

Grocery shopping.

Doing laundry.

Walking a dog.

Eating cheese.

Sewing a shirt.

Remus: Walking a dog. Ok Ron, Hermione you have to walk a dog. Go.

Ron: Look, headquarters sent a tape over.

Hermione: Well play it already.

*Pretends to put tape in.*

Harry: Good evening.

Ron/Hermione: Hi Harry.

Harry: How's the OWL review going?

Hermione: Great!

Ron: No comment.

Harry: Anyways I have a new assignment for you. Professor Dumbledore just got a puppy. That's right a puppy. This puppy is depressed because it can't go for walks everyday. This is your mission if you choose to accept it. Walk the dog. This tape will self destruct in 20 seconds.

Hermione: Get the tape Ron.

*Ron grabs the imaginary tape and throws it.*

Harry: KABOOM!

Ron: Ok we need to get out of here, but our exits may be watched.

Hermione: What about your giant maroon sweater that your mom made you? Couldn't it serve as a good parachute?

Ron: Good thinking.

*Both pretend to be hanging on a parachute. Then when they "land" they run and look as if they are carefully scouting the area.*

Hermione: Here's the building, Dumbledore's room is on the 5th floor.

Ron: We can stretch out my sweater for a rope.

Hermione: How are we going to anchor it at the top?

Ron: *He pulls something out of his mouth.* We'll use my Drooble's Super Duper Sticky Gum on one sleeve and it will hold for us to climb.

Hermione: Great.

*Pretend to climb the sweater.*

Ron: We're here. There is the dog. Oh no we forgot a leash, what can we use?

Hermione: We'll use my hair ribbon.

*Pretends to tie it to the dog.*

Ron: All set then.

Hermione: Wait a minute Ron...are you sure that's a dog?

*Buzz.*

Remus: Great! I'll announce the winner after these messages.

*The screen flashes and shows Legolas getting on a boat and pulling out a piece of bread from a pack. Then he addresses Merry and Pippin.*

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Merry: *To Pippin.* How many did you eat?

Pippin: Four *Burps.*

*Screen flashes to a picture of Lembas.*

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