Whose Line Is It Anyways?: HP Style

Whose Line Is It Anyway?

~Chapter 2-Questions Only and Weird Newscasters ~

Remus: Next we have a game called Questions Only. This is for all four of you, first Harry and Hermione and then Snape and Ron. If you hesitate or don't ask a question I will buzz in the next person. The scene is you are in a supermarket buying food, go.

Harry: What type of food is this?

Hermione: Do you know what kind it is?

Harry: You mean you don't?

Hermione: No...oops.

*Buzz sounds and Snape steps forward.*

Harry: Do you know when the store closes?

Snape: Are you sure that this store isn't open all day and night?

Harry: Is it open all day and night?

Snape: How do you know if it is?

Harry: I don't know, you tell me.

*Ron steps forward as the buzzer sounds.*

Ron: Do you know if the food is edible?

Snape: This is a store, isn't it?

Ron: Is it really a store?

Snape: Are you really this dense Mr. Weasley, or does it come naturally?

Ron: Hey...grr!

*Buzz, Hermione steps forward.*

Hermione: Do you know where the bread is?

Snape: Do I look like a sales clerk?

Hermione: Are you always this nasty to everyone?

Snape: Detention, Granger!

*Long buzz.*

Remus: Ok enough of that. And do I need to remind you Snape, that this is the summer so you can't give a detention to Hermione. With that said 1000 points to you all.

*Crowd applauds.*

Remus: Let's start the next game, Weird Newscasters. Harry you are the anchor and Hermione is your co-anchor. Snape does the weather and Ron the sports. Hermione you are in the middle of having a baby and you think Harry is your husband.

*Harry and Hermione blush.*

Remus: Snape you are furious at Ron because he got the sports job instead of you. And Ron you are afraid of everything.

*Music starts.*

Harry: Hello and welcome to the twelve twenty-six o'clock news. I am Domino Pizza and this is Betty Crocker. In recent news the alien mastermind Billy Jean and his army of giant clicky pens have taken over all the cheese. Now we will go to Betty for more news on this disturbing news, Betty?

Hermione: *In an angry voice.* So all you care about is who stole the stupid cheese? What about me and our new arrival. Oww! *Squeezes Harry's hand and tries to look like she's in pain.*

Harry: Er...ok. *Pulls hand away.* Now we will go to Cornel Sanders with the weather report.

*Snape tries to pull off a toothy grin.*

Snape: Today will be a beautiful and perfectly clear day. Just perfect conditions for the Quidditch World Cup Finals, and this year both teams will be riding brand new Wind Racers.

Harry: The weather Sanders.

Snape: Oh who cares about tornados and lightening storms. All people really care about is who's playing who and who won. I am not cut out for weather, the sports job should be mine instead of that little sissy over there.

*Ron squeals when he sees Snape glaring at him.*

Harry: Anyways NOW we will go to the sports with the esteemed Ronald McDonald.

*Ron screams when Harry addresses him and looks suspicious at him and Snape.*

Ron: T-Th-The Chu-Chud-Chudley C-Canons won the Quid-Quidditch C-Cup.

*Audience cheers and some laugh causing Ron to scream and hide under a chair.*

Ron: *Muttering.* There's no place like home. There's no place like home.

Harry: Anyways, I'm Domino Pizza and I leave the reminder: beware of estranged clicky pens.

*Buzz.*

Remus: That was great, you all did great, I don't even know who to award points to...oh well. They don't matter anyways. Moving on.