Rating:: G
House:: Riddikulus
Characters:: Harry Potter Hermione Granger Ron Weasley Severus Snape
Genres:: Humor Parody
Era:: Multiple Eras
Spoilers:: Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix
Stats:: Published: 11/26/2003

Updated: 03/10/2004

Words: 3,654

Chapters: 5

Hits: 3,922

Whose Line Is It Anyways?: HP Style

Lily the hobbit

Story Summary:: Have you ever seen that completely silly and hilarious show hosted by Drew Carrey? If you have then you can imagine what craziness and complete silliness ensues when the HP crew get's involved. With Remus as host, and Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Snape as the panel, what would happen? Read to find out.

Whose Line Is It Anyways? 01

Posted:: 11/26/2003

Hits:: 1,392

Whose Line Is It Anyways?

~Chapter 1-Let's Make A Date ~

Announcer: This is Whose Line Is It Anyways?

*loud applause*

Announcer: Tonight's host is none other than Remus I hate full moons Lupin!

*The crowd applauds more as a man who looks slightly pale with grey flecks in his brown hair and has calm looking grey eyes walks down and sits at the desk. *

Remus: Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyways? The show where the points don't matter just like Hogwarts house points! For this show, the cast comes straight from the best place in the whole United Kingdom, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

*The crowd screams and applauds loudly.*

Remus: For this show, our panel had to be briefed on muggle entertainment as this is a muggle show, but now they are finally ready to improv for you! Here they are starting with the Dream team of Harry I have a scar Potter.

*Crowd goes wild as Harry blushes.*

Remus: Ron I have too many brothers Weasley.

*Ron looks beet red and starts muttering as he makes his was to his seat.*

Remus: and Hermione Hogwarts, A History is my Bible Granger.

*There is more loud cheering and catcalls as Hermione walks out.*

Remus: And the last panelist for tonight is none other than Severus Shampoophobic Snape.

*Snape scowls and glares at Remus and then at all the people applauding him.*

Remus: Ok then for the first game we are going to play a game called Let's Make A Date. We will have our bachelorette Hermione question our three bachelors, who each have a strange quirk or identity and she has to figure that out. Go when you are ready.

*The four of them bring down stools and the three guys grab their cards. Harry rolls his eyes, Ron smiles, and Snape glares at the card.*

Hermione: Ok. Bachelor #1, where would you take me on our first date?

*Sign flashes Frodo Baggins.*

Harry: Er....we could have a nice and large dinner at my hole.

Hermione: Interesting....Bachelor #2, what sort of girls do you like to date?

*Sign flashes Luke Skywalker.*

Ron: As long as she is a nice and pretty HUMAN girl, I don't mind.

Hermione: Hmm....Bachelor #3,what kind of dinner would you make for me?

*Sign flashes The Crocodile Hunter.*

Snape: *puts on Australian accent* Anythin' we could catch s'long as its not endangered or out of season. I don't want to be affecting the ecosystem. Mother Nature wouldn't like that.

Hermione: Bachelor #1, if we fell in love and you wanted to propose, what would my engagement ring look like?

Harry: RING?!? *gasps* Could I just get you an engagement necklace or something, I don't like rings. *shudders*

Hermione: Bachelor #2, what is your favorite pastime?

Ron: *sighs* Well with all that's going on right now, I don't have much time for hobbies. But, like my dad I love to fly when I have the chance.

Hermione: Right. Bachelor #3 same question.

Snape: If I really want to have some fun I'll go catchin' some critters.

*buzz*

Remus: Ok its time to guess Hermione.

Hermione: Harry is Frodo Baggins.

Remus: Correct.

Hermione: Ron is Luke Skywalker.

Remus: Uh huh.

Snape um....is an Australian ranger?

Remus: You need a specific person.

Hermione: *thinks a moment* Is he the Crocodile Hunter?

Remus: You got it, 200 points to you all.

*The crowd cheers.*

Author notes: I hope you enjoyed this, I promise that as soon as I get reviews, you can expect the next chapter. And for the next chapter you can expect: Questions Only. Byes