- Rating:
- PG-13
- House:
- Astronomy Tower
- Ships:
- James Potter/Lily Evans Remus Lupin/Sirius Black
- Characters:
- James Potter Lily Evans Peter Pettigrew Sirius Black
- Genres:
- Romance Humor
- Era:
- 1970-1981 (Including Marauders at Hogwarts)
- Spoilers:
- Prizoner of Azkaban Half-Blood Prince
- Stats:
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Published: 08/24/2003Updated: 07/21/2006Words: 69,119Chapters: 12Hits: 33,044
All Kidding Aside
Kihin Ranno
- Story Summary:
- When Lily confronts Remus and Sirius with certain questions about the nature of their relationship, they try to write it off. Unfortunately, James and Peter start agreeing with her and pretty soon Sirius and Remus have to fend off everyone's teasing. In this darkened cloud they find a silver lining and a golden opportunity to play a prank on their friends... But they get a lot more out of it than a good laugh. A lot more.
Prologue: Lily's View
08/24/2003When Lily confronts Remus and Sirius with certain questions about the nature of their relationship, they try to write it off. Unfortunately, James and Peter start agreeing with her and pretty soon Sirius and Remus have to fend off everyone's teasing. In this darkened cloud they find a silver lining and a golden opportunity to play a prank on their friends... But they get a lot more out of it than a good laugh. A lot more.
Chapter 01 - Popping the Question
09/21/2003James catches Lily staring at Sirius over breakfast, and then all hell breaks loose.
Chapter 02 - A Modest Opinion
12/18/2004Lily finally manages to ask Sirius and Remus whether or not they are in fact shagging. Her accusation spawns a long and witty discussion, much of the humor at her expense... But her question may have some consequences she could not have foreseen.
Chapter 03 - Shadow Black
01/17/2005In which Remus and Sirius discuss their rather amusing revenge on James, Lily, and Peter, secrets of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black are revealed, shirts are removed, dung bombs are not thrown, and the Founders act strangely.
Chapter 04 - Rat's Eye View
07/06/2006In which Peter is forced to endure the brunt of Sirius's temper and Remus makes Sirius very, very ill.
Chapter 05 - Quicksilver
07/06/2006Sirius and Remus take a field trip to the Shrieking Shack, and Sirius tries to make Remus live up to the shack's name.
Chapter 06 - A Proud View
07/06/2006In which Sirius attempts to murder James and James tries to return the favor.
Chapter 07 - Truth Is a Whisper
07/06/2006Sirius and Remus go to put the finishing touches on the Grand Master Plan. Unfortunately, Sirius's temper runs away from him, putting their plan and their friendship in jeopardy.
Chapter 08 - Paper Talking
07/06/2006Sirius Black does NOT have a diary. Just a book that was blank and now has his writing in it. But still, he does NOT have a diary.
Chapter 09 - Secret Keeper
07/21/2006Remus and Sirius lure James and company into the trap. Only neither one of the boys seems to be in a very good mood. Must be a hazard of being secret keepers.
Chapter 10 - Fumbling Towards Ecstasy
07/21/2006In which Peter is certain of his imminent death, Lily is certain of her imminent descent into madness, and Sirius is certain nothing imminent because he has lost all cognitive ability.
Eye of the Wolf
07/21/2006And just like in Shakespeare, everything returns to stasis. As much as you can consider future plans to torture Sirius's mother and Peter's impending marriage to a rather interesting lady.