Kazlikan

Okay, they call this chapter one...but it's PART one! Anyway, it's the summer before Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts...and we're AT Hogwarts, meeting a rather annoying, happy-go-lucky blond who has her heart set on annoying the teachers to death; but as she's staying with Hagrid and enrolling the next year, they have to be...um, neutral. Part One involves McGonagall and the Green Cloak, Snape and Dipsomania, and Dumbledore and the Ho-ho's.