Hogwarts Idol

Hogwarts Idol

Chapter 12: The Slythizzle 7

Evan Rosier, Walden Macnair, Rodolphus Lestrange, Rabastan Lestrange, Antonin Dolohov, Barty Crouch Jr., Regulus Black

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Jaina: You've come back? I mean welcome back to Hogwarts Idol! We are searching for our next Idol here at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. And we have a special surprise for you today! We are going to have a mystery judge come from the future and help out our three judges, Harry, Ron, and Hermione. Who is our mystery judge? Well, you'll just have to wait to find out. How are our judges doing today? I hope you're sober Ron.

Ron: *moody* Of course I'm bloody sober, but it probably won't last long. By the way, who's performing next? I might have to find my bottle of Tequila.

Harry: *shaking his head* Ron, Ron, Ron, you just have to sit back and try to make the best of things.

Hermione: *glaring at Harry* Oh, then why have you started wearing earplugs since Goyle's song? Huh?

Harry: *looking sheepishly* Umm, I have not! I just have a little problem with hearing, you know after all those fights with Voldemort and listening to you and Ron bicker all the time....

Jaina: *holding out her hand to Harry* Ok Harry, why don't I just take the earplugs. *mumbles to self* and use them for myself.

Ron: Hey! I'm the one that needs them the most! And if we can't use them then you can't! *glares at Jaina*

Jaina: *grumbling* Fine, fine. *tosses the earplugs away* Let's get on with our next performer. *looks down at the card confused* The Slythizzle 7? Consisting of Evan Rosier, Walden Macnair, Rodolphus Lestrange, Rabastan Lestrange, Antonin Dolohov, Barty Crouch Jr., and Regulus Black? I thought this was a solo performance thing? *The Slythizzle 7 walks out. They are all wearing designer tennis shoes, sagging baggy jeans, green boxers that are showing with the words 'SLYTHERINS RULE THE WORLD' on them, dark green t-shirts with long white t-shirts underneath, and green bandanas tied in gangster style around their heads. They are all also decked out in diamond jewelry; earrings, rings, watches and necklaces with large individual pendants on them*

Evan: *Evan walks up to Jaina and shows off a few hand signals that represented the group to the crowd* Yo, yo, yo, what's happenin' Jayizzle dawg? *he takes her hand and greets her with a one-arm hug*

Jaina: I'm doing fine how is.... everyone? *she looks at the other six Slytherin's*

Evan: Down with the Evizzle Slythizzle 7. *does more hand gestures*

Jaina: Riiiiight. Well, Hogwarts Idol is usually finding the best solo performer not a group.

Evan: Word, but the Slythizzle 7 is gonna be the bestizzle thing you've ever heard, yo?

Jaina: Run that by me one more time.

Evan: The Slythizzle 7 is gonna Gwen Stefani you awayizzle. *Jaina looks at him with a blank face* We're gonna blow your mind. *he said in a deadpanned voice*

Jaina: Oh, all right, go ahead. But first we have to introduce our special mystery judge from the future. And here he is, wizards and witches, the snoggolicious Draco Malfoy!

Harry: *wakes up from his sleeping and snaps his head up* Draco?! Where?! *he looks around frantically*

Ron and Hermione: *groaning* Malfoy? Oh no!

Draco: *walks out waving to the crowd and over to Jaina* Why don't I recognize any of these students?

Jaina: Umm, their appearances have been changed to protect the innocent? *she looks around frantically* Err, do you recognize them? *she points to Harry, Ron and Hermione. Harry sits up and waves as Ron and Hermione glare at him*

Draco: *smirks and nods once he sees Harry* Ahh, Harry. *glares when he sees Ron and Hermione* And Weasel and the Mudblood.

Jaina: *smacks Draco* Play nice. Now go over there and be a good boy. *Draco walks over and sits next to Harry* Now that we have four judges there may be a tie and if there is the tiebreaker goes to our newest judge, Draco. And without further ado, here is The Slythizzle 7. *The Slythizzle 7 walks up on stage and line up with Evan out front and in the middle*

Evan: We're the Slythizzle 7, yo? And we're gonna perform 'Build Me Up Buttercup' by The Foundations. *he nods to the other members of the group as the music starts up. They all start snapping their fingers in time with the music and raise their wands. Their clothes and jewelry transform into dark green three piece suits with small silver vertical strips*

Evan: Why do you build me up

Slythizzle 7: build me up

Evan: Buttercup, baby

Just to let me down

Slythizzle 7: let me down

Evan: and mess me around

And then worst of all

Slythizzle 7: worst of all

Evan: you never call, baby

When you say you will

Slythizzle 7: say you will

Evan: but I love you still

*The Slythizzle 7 snap their fingers and lean in and out very in sync with each other*

I need you

Slythizzle 7: I need you

Evan: more than anyone darlin'

You know that I have from the start

So build me up

Slythizzle 7: build me up

Evan: Buttercup, don't break my heart

*The Slythizzle 7 shakes their fingers and motions a breaking of the heart*

Evan: "I'll be over at ten", you told me time and again

But you're late, I wait around and then

Slythizzle 7: bah-dah-dah

Evan: I run to the door, I can't take any more
It's not you, you let me down again

*The Slythizzle 7 spins around one at a time like a wave*

Slythizzle 7: Hey, hey, hey

Evan: Baby, baby, try to find

Slythizzle 7: Hey, hey, hey

Evan: A little time and I'll make you mine

Slythizzle 7: Hey, hey, hey

Evan: I'll be home

I'll be beside the phone waiting for you

Slythizzle 7: ooo-oo-ooo, ooo-oo-ooo

*The Slythizzle 7 brings their hands up then down with their ooo's while leaning forward and smiling at the audience*

Evan: Why do you build me up

Slythizzle 7: build me up

Evan: Buttercup, baby

Just to let me down

Slythizzle 7: let me down

Evan: and mess me around

And then worst of all

Slythizzle 7: worst of all

Evan: you never call, baby

When you say you will

Slythizzle 7: say you will

Evan: but I love you still

I need you

Slythizzle 7: I need you

Evan: more than anyone darlin'

You know that I have from the start

So build me up

Slythizzle 7: build me up

Evan: Buttercup, don't break my heart

*Four old fashion microphones appear and Rodolphus and Rabastan share one while Barty and Regulus share another and Walden and Antonin share the next and Evan sings on his own*

You were my toy but I could be the boy you adore

If you'd just let me know

Slythizzle 7: bah-dah-dah

Evan: Although you're untrue, I'm attracted to you all the more

Why do I need you so

*Evan dips his microphone, singing to the audience*

Slythizzle 7: Hey, hey, hey

Evan: Baby, baby, try to find

Slythizzle 7: Hey, hey, hey

Evan: A little time and I'll make you mine

Slythizzle 7: Hey, hey, hey

Evan: I'll be home

I'll be beside the phone waiting for you

Slythizzle 7: ooo-oo-ooo, ooo-oo-ooo

*The Slythizzle 7 dips their microphones low and hands out blood red roses to the crowd as they go wild, screaming, cheering, fainting and drooling*

Evan: Why do you build me up

Slythizzle 7: build me up

Evan: Buttercup, baby

Just to let me down

Slythizzle 7: let me down

Evan: and mess me around

And then worst of all

Slythizzle 7: worst of all

Evan: you never call, baby

When you say you will

Slythizzle 7: say you will

Evan: but I love you still

*Rodolphus throws a black rose out to the crowd as Bellatrix catches it and wiggles her eyebrows at him*

I need you

Slythizzle 7: I need you

Evan: more than anyone darlin'

You know that I have from the start

So build me up

Slythizzle 7: build me up

Evan: Buttercup, don't break my heart

*The Slythizzle 7 slides forward on their knees, singing their hearts out*

I-I-I need you-oo-oo more than anyone, baby

You know that I have from the start

So build me up

Slythizzle 7: build me up

Evan: Buttercup, don't break my heart

*The Slythizzle 7 fades into black then once the song is done the lights come back on and they walk over to the judges and Jaina, Evan leading them*

Jaina: Wow, well, that was quite unexpected, but good, but surprising. Why don't we hear what our judges have to say, Draco?

Draco: Hey you guys look familiar, like my father's friends only much younger.

Harry: *shaking his head* Oblivious! *he charms Draco with his wand and sighs* When will he ever learn? Just answer the question. *Jaina raises her eyebrows at Harry*

Draco: *confused* Oh, is this that contest I'm going to be helping judge? Brilliant! Ok, you Slythizzle 7 were da bomb! That was old schoolizzle sweet dawgy dizzle!

Jaina: And that all means what?

Draco: They can go on.

Jaina: All right, now that I have a translator for Slytherin ghetto talk we'll move onto Harry. What did you think of the Slythizzle 7?

Harry: They were explosion! *Draco nudges him and whispers something* Oh I mean da bomb. That-izzle dawgs was brillizzle.

Jaina: You know what Harry? Voldemort and Lucius may not be able to kill you but I can! *she aims her wand at Harry's head*

Harry: *gulps* Ok, ok, they can go on, Hermione what do you say?

Hermione: Well, other than the fact that they tried to kill me at the ministry of magic and that I'm not still holding a grudge, I don't think they did that well. Hogwarts Idol is supposed to be a solo search, so I will have to say no! *she glares at the future Death Eaters* Ron, what do you think?

Ron: I think it was bloody terrible! Are you seriously trying to kill me, Jaina? *Jaina looks innocent and twiddles her thumbs as she studies the Great Hall ceiling* You are! I knew it!

Jaina: Just say yes or no and then we'll discuss how to end your suffering!

Ron: No! Never! This is supposed to be a role model search also and 7 Death Eaters are not role models! They will not go on!

Jaina: Thanks Ron but since it's a tie, our newest judge Draco gets to decide if they go on or not. Draco, after you've heard everyone else's opinions what do you think?

Draco: *looks away from Harry, who he was staring at* Umm, yeah I still want them to go on. They are pretty nice people, at least to me.

Jaina: Congratulations Slythizzle 7, you've broken the rejection streak. How does that make you feel?

Evan: Well, we knew that we were going to continue on, especially with Malfoy's son as a judge. *The Slythizzle 7 nods to Draco who flashes the hand gesture back*

Jaina: Ahh, that explains a lot actually. But why did you choose that song and not something that would match your name or manner.

Evan: *looks hurt* We thought this song reflected our good nature and positive attitude. What did you think we were going to do? *The Slythizzle 7 looks confused and hurt by Jaina's words*

Jaina: *nervously* Oh nothing, nothing. Well, good luck in the next round. *The Slythizzle 7 walks out* That was...interesting, but we are glad that the rejection streak is over. We would also like to thank Draco Malfoy for helping us with our judging today. Thank you Draco.

Ron: *grumbles* Yeah, thanks a lot for keeping 7 Death Eaters around that have already tried to kill all of us.

Draco: *glaring at Ron and Hermione* Hey, they didn't kill you did they? You're still here, *mumbles* unfortunately.

Jaina: Ok, ok, break it up. Thanks again for judging Draco, now go back to the future where you belong. Harry, Ron and Hermione will be joining you shortly after the contest is done.

Ron: Wait! Don't send him back! Keep him here!

Jaina: *confused* Why? I thought you would be happy that he's leaving.

Ron: Send me back to the future instead! I'll go back so I never have to hear these pathetic wannabe's again! Don't leave me here to listen to more torture!

Jaina: *rolling her eyes* No, Ron you must stay. Now goodbye Draco! *Harry tries to protest but Jaina points her wand at him* Quiet or I'll make you forget that he was even here. Thank you all for watching and remember to vote, both for who should go on and who should be the wild card from the rejections. Don't forget to tune in next week and find out who could be our next Hogwarts Idol!