Hogwarts Idol

Hogwarts Idol

Chapter 3 Lucius Malfoy

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Jaina: Welcome back everyone! You're watching Hogwarts Idol! The show where you choose who is good enough to become the first Hogwarts Idol. Our three judges are guests from the future; Hermione, Harry, and Ron, and I'm your host Jaina. Now, we just saw an amazing performance from the very hot Sirius Black. Next up, we have the sexy Lucius Malfoy. Lucius is a seventh year Slytherin whose ambition is to become the most powerful Death Eater. Put your hands together for Lucius Malfoy!

Lucius: *he walks up to the stage in ripped jeans and a punk t-shirt with his long blonde hair in dreadlocks, sneering at all the teachers* Thank you, Jaina. I'm only here because the finalists get out of classes for a week. So, I better become a finalist or else! *he glares over at the judges*

Jaina: That's nice. I'm sure you'll do fine. Good luck!

Lucius: I don't need luck, I'm a Malfoy and I get whatever I want! *he walks onto the stage* As you must know already, I'm Lucius Malfoy and I will be singing Pink Floyd's "Another Brink in the Wall Part Two". *he starts to sing, and not very well*

We don't need no education

We don't need no thought control

*he glares at all the teachers, especially Dumbledore and McGonagall*

No dark sarcasm in the classroom

Teachers leave the kids alone

*he summons the students' homework to him and begins to rip it up*

Hey teacher leave us kids alone

All in all it's just another brick in the wall

All in all you're just another brick in the wall

*Crabbe and Goyle join Lucius on the stage and begin to sing like little children*

We don't need no education

We don't need no thought control

*Lucius puts the Imperio curse on the first year Hufflepuffs and make them sing with Crabbe and Goyle*

No dark sarcasm in the classroom

Teachers leave the kids alone

*Dumbledore tries to stop Lucius from putting the Imperio curse on the children but Lucius points him wand at him as he sings*

Hey teacher leave us kids alone

*Dumbledore quietly returns to his seat*

All in all you're just another brick in the wall

All in all you're just another brick in the wall

*he finishes by trying to break the microphone*

*there is some random applause from the Slytherin table while all the Hufflepuffs look petrified and the rest of the hall stares with their mouths wide open*

Jaina: Umm, that was nice Lucius. *she looks very skeptical* You didn't need to break the network's equipment though.

Lucius: I don't do nice performances. There was a hidden message for a certain group of older wizards in this castle. *he glares at the teachers* I will not mention any names.

Jaina: Ok.....why don't we hear from our judges, Hermione?

Hermione: Well, that was a good performance, but I don't think you are allowed to put the first years under the Imperio curse without their permission. Other than that it was not bad, except for the fact that you can't sing. So, no, you can't go on.

Lucius: You filthy Mudblood, I'll teach you! *he raises his wand ready to perform a curse when Jaina catches his hand*

Jaina: How about we hear from Ron? I'm sure he will say something nice. Ron?

Ron: Though I must agree with you on the hidden message, I think your singing really was appalling. Have you ever listened to yourself? You sound like a banshee. *Lucius raises his wand again* I have to say no, Harry?

Harry: Well dog, that wasn't the best thing I've heard.

Lucius: I am not a dog, and that was the best thing you've ever heard or I'll curse you.

Harry: No dude, that wasn't good at all. I'm sorry to say, but no.

Lucius: Avada Kedavra *the spell hit Harry's scar and rebounded onto a first year Hufflepuff who fell over dead*

Harry: HA! I live once again. *he cheers*

Jaina: No, Harry. You didn't die because there are still two more books to be written that you star in. And they wouldn't sell if you died now. It's all about the money.

Harry: Ok, so....umm, who did he kill? *looking over the table to see the Hufflepuff's face*

Ron: No loss there, I heard he couldn't sing.

Jaina: So Lucius, how do you feel that you have not been chosen to go on?

Lucius: *he growls at her* How do you think I feel?!

Jaina: Well, what are you going to do now?

Lucius: I'm going to torture some muggles and then go home and cry to my stuffed, pink bunny. *he narrows his eyes at the judges* My family will get even with those judges. *he turns on his heel and storms out of the room*

Jaina: Well, I don't want to get in the way of him and his stuffed, pink bunny. Join us and the wannabe contestants next week for Hogwarts Idol! And if you are lucky we might have some footage of Lucius and his "moments" with his stuffed, pink bunny. I know I won't want to miss that! Good night, Hogwarts!