Rating:
PG-13
House:
Riddikulus
Characters:
Harry Potter Hermione Granger Ron Weasley
Genres:
Humor Parody
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire
Stats:
Published: 03/23/2003
Updated: 09/21/2004
Words: 17,633
Chapters: 14
Hits: 10,729

Hogwarts Idol

Jaina12

Story Summary:
Its America Idol time, with a Hogwarts twist. We go back to the MWPP era for the very first Hogwarts Idol with Hermione, Harry, and Ron as the judges. You have to vote to see who will become the next Hogwarts Idol!

Chapter 01

Chapter Summary:
Its America Idol time, with a Hogwarts twist. We go back to the MWPP era for the very first Hogwarts Idol with Hermione, Harry, and Ron as the judges. You have to vote to see who will become the next Hogwarts Idol!
Posted:
03/23/2003
Hits:
2,376
Author's Note:
Don't kill me its my first fic!


Hogwarts Idol

Chapter 1 James Potter

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Jaina: Hello everyone. I'm your host, Jaina. And here today we are broadcasting live at Hogwarts for the very first Hogwarts Idol in 1976! We have a ton of contestants but it's you, Hogwarts, who will choose the next Hogwarts Idol. After our judges narrows the search down you will pick the winner! Now let's meet our three judges. Our first judge, filling in for Paula who has gone insane from all the idolists in America, all the way from the future, is Hermione.

Hermione: *waves and smiles benignly* Hello Hogwarts! *everyone applauds and catcalls are heard from some of the boys*

Jaina: Our second judge is filling in for Randy who has mysteriously gone missing, here is Harry.

Harry: *smiles* What's up, Hogwarts! *the students applaud politely* Hey, that guy really looks familiar. *Harry points to a kid with messy black hair and similar glasses*

Jaina: Er....umm....Obliviate. Now, our last judge is NOT Simon. *the applause is the greatest the Hogwarts Great Hall ever heard* Filling in for Simon because he was found dead in a street ally from unknown causes, is none other than.....Ron! *a mixture of boo's and applause is heard from the students* Now let's meet our first contestant, a Gryffindor prefect, Quidditch captain and currently number two in his class, James Potter!

James: *walks out in a blue button up shirt and nice fitting khaki pants* Hey Hogwarts!

Harry: Hey, that's my da....

Jaina: Obliviate. *raises her eyebrows towards Ron and Hermione who look scared and face the stage*

James: My name is James and I'm gonna be performing "All My Life" by K-Ci and JoJo for...er...a special girl out in the audience. *blows a kiss to Lily while everyone else gags*

Jaina: Er....very nice, go ahead James.

James: *singing and looking directly at Lily*

I will never find another lover sweeter than you,

Sweeter than you

And I will never find another lover more precious than you

More precious than you

*falls to he's knees because he is so into the song*

Girl you are close to me you're like my mother,

Close to me you're like my father,

Close to me you're like my sister,

Close to me you're like my brother

You are the only one my everything and for you this song I sing

*goes off the stage and holds Lily's hands while he sings*

And all my life I've prayed for someone like you

And I thank God that I, that I finally found you

All my life I've prayed for someone like you

And I hope that you feel the same way too

Yes, I pray that you do love me too

*heads back up to the stage still singing*

I said you're all that I'm thinking of.....baby

Said, I promise to never fall in love with a stranger,

You're all I'm thinking of, I praise the Lord above,

For sending me your love, I cherish every hug,

I really love you

*rips open his shirt as all the girls (and some boys) faint*

And all my life, baby, baby, I've prayed for someone like you,

And I thank God that I, that I finally found you, baby

All my life I've prayed for someone like you

And I hope that you feel the same way too

Yes, I pray that you do, love me...

Ron: Please stop before you lose anymore articles of clothing! *James stops and looks hopeful at the judges*

Jaina: *glaring at Ron for making James stop* Hermione, why don't you start with the judging.

Hermione: I wish a boy would sing that way to me! *swoons*

Jaina: *throws water on Hermione* Wake up! Tell us what you thing of James's singing!

Hermione: *jumps up* Well, that was very passionate and very good. I love you....er....I mean it! I loved the song! Yeah, er, Harry what did you think?

Harry: Well, yeah, that was passionate. And are you sure I don't know you? Very good, what do you have to say, Ron?

Ron: That was horrible! *gets smacked by Jaina* Hey! You can't sing and I would dump you if you sang like that to me. *gets attacked by Lily* Ack! And you don't even look like a Hogwarts Idol, the messy hair and glasses? Who honestly looks like that? *gets kicked by Harry* Opps, sorry Harry. Anyways, I think you are too skinny and sound too smart, which is a bad thing. *gets thwaped by Hermione* Ok! You can go on; I just don't wanna be injured by the rest of the school.

James: *jumping up and down* Yeah! I made it!

Jaina: Congratulations, James! How did you feel out there waiting for their answers?

James: I was really nervous and wanted to kick Ron's *&^!#%@$! *glares at Ron along with the rest of the student body* Oh well, I know somebody will.

Jaina: Yes, they will James. Our next contestant will be.....what's that? I can't read the card? Oh well, tune in next week and fine out who will be singing to become the next Hogwarts Idol! Good night, Hogwarts and don't forget that it is you who picks the next Hogwarts Idol so don't forget to vote! *goes and tries to persuade James to continue his song*