Hogwarts Idol

Hogwarts Idol

Chapter 2 Sirius Black

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Jaina: Ok everyone, we're back! Welcome back to Hogwarts Idol. I'm your host, Jaina. We just saw a hot James Potter perform a sweet song to his love, Lily. Up next we have the even hotter, Sirius Black!

Sirius: *waves to the crowd of screaming girls. He is wearing black leather pants and a tight, plain white t-shirt* Hey Jaina, it's great to be here!

Jaina: *she wipes drool off of chin* Well, where else would you want to be?

Sirius: Not at the Slytherin table. *they look over at the Slytherin table as everyone sitting there begins to itch like crazy* Muhahaha...er...I mean I wonder what's up with them.

Jaina: *laughing* No idea. Sirius, here, is in the top ten percent of his class and is also Beater for the Gryffindor team, correct?

Sirius: Yup! I also hold the record for the most detentions received and that number is still climbing. *he looks at the Slytherin table as Professor McGonagall examines some of the students and looks back at Sirius* Hmmm looks like I'm get another one. Maybe I won't get the detention if I do really well.

Jaina: I hope you do well and don't get a detention. Anyways, good luck up against our three judges, Hermione, Harry, and Ron.

Sirius: Thanks. *he walks onto the stage* My name is Sirius Black and I will be performing Def Leppard's song "Pour Some Sugar on Me". *sings*

Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on

Livin' like a lover with a radar phone

*he starts dancing around the stage making all the girls (and some boys) scream*

Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp

Demolition woman, can I be your man?

*the house elves put bowls under every girl's (and some boy's) mouth so that the drool won't get on the table. Jaina has to take three bowls*

Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a flash a little light

Television lover, baby, go all night

Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet

Little miss ah innocent sugar me, yeah

C'mon, take a bottle,

*Sirius catches a water bottle that James throws to him*

Shake it up

*he shakes the water bottle*

Break the bubble, break it up

*he opens the bottle and every girl holds their breath*

Pour some sugar on me

*Sirius pours the water on his tight, white shirt as the girls (and some boys) scream*

Ooh, in the name of love

Pour some sugar on me

*he now starts to pour the water on his head*

C'mon fire me up

Pour your sugar on me

Oh, I can't get enough

*he shakes his head getting water on the audience*

I'm hot, sticky sweet

From my head to my feet yeah

*James and Remus join Sirius on stage in similar clothes (black leather pants and a tight, white t-shirt) and become his backup singers and dancers*

Listen! red light, yellow light, green-a-light go!

Crazy little woman in a one man show

Mirror queen, mannequin, rhythm of love

Sweet dream, saccharine, loosen up

*Dumbledore and all the teachers have to hold back all the girls (and some boys) that are trying to get on the stage, while Harry and Ron hold back Jaina and Hermione*

You gotta squeeze a little, squeeze a little

Tease a little more

Easy operator come a knockin' on my door

Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet

Little miss innocent sugar me, yeah

Take a bottle,

*the three each take another bottle of water provided by Peter*

Shake it up
*they shake them up*

Break the bubble, break it up

*they open their water bottles*

Pour some sugar on me

*Sirius pours the water on himself, while James and Remus pour the water on each other's white t-shirts*

Ooh, in the name of love

Pour some sugar on me

*they pour the water on their heads now*

C'mon fire me up

Pour your sugar on me

Oh, I can't get enough

I'm hot, sticky sweet

From my head to my feet yeah

*Sirius ends by ripping off his shirt while all the girls (and some boys) go crazy*

Jaina: Oh, my GOD!!! He's so hot!!! *she dives at Sirius while Harry tries to hold her back*

Harry: Jaina, you're gonna have to control yourself or you won't be able to interview him after we judge him.

Jaina: Er...sorry. *she calms down and regains her composure* Ok, I'm cool now. Let's hear what our judges have to say. Hermione, why don't you go first?

Hermione: *she stops clawing for the three as Ron releases her* That was so awesome; I'm declaring you the winner!

Jaina: Ummm...Hermione, you don't decide the winner, Hogwarts does, by voting; even though I agree with you. Why don't we hear from Harry?

Harry: That was...interesting. A very good performance and...

Jaina: *interrupting* Oh, my GOD!!! He's so hot!!! Opps, did I say that out loud. Continue on, Harry.

Harry: ummm ok, that was good singing. Haven't I seen you somewhere before? *he sees Jaina reaching for her wand* Never mind! *he says in a hurry* Very good, you can go on! What do you say Ron?

Ron: Well, that just really sucked! What is it with guys losing their shirts around here? This isn't a strip club! Come on, I mean-

Jaina: Stupefy! What did he say? Oh yes, Ron loved it and said that you can go on!

Sirius: Really?! *he jumps up and down and hugs Jaina who jumps up and down with him* Brilliant! I can't wait to perform again.

Jaina: I can't wait either! So do you do private performances? I mean, how did you feel out there?

Sirius: I wasn't nervous. If Ron hated me, then I'd just lace his shoes with dung bombs and every time that he would step......*he grins evilly* Or I would just set off some explosives near him.....very near. So, I wasn't too nervous. I was actually very confident. *smiles and waves at all the students*

Jaina: Well, that's great! Congratulations and good luck in the next round. *she pinches his butt as he walks away* Stay tuned for our next Hogwarts Idol wannabe. They have a very tough act to follow and probably nobody will be better than Sirius. What the hell, vote now if you want to end it and proclaim Sirius winner! *she listens to ear piece* What's that? Oh darn, I can't do that. Anyways, stay tuned while we take a commercial break. *she runs after Sirius*