Eudice Eusyram: The Multi-Chapter Fic

"Since this chapter wouldn't be long enough without it, I'll do my villain bit here," Grindelwald said in an evil voice. "Lucius, sing for me."

"Nobody knows the trouble I've seen..." Lucius began.

"Oh, Lucius, do lighten up! Sing something with a little more...bounce in it."

"Umm....okay...." He thought for a moment and then got an idea. "It's a small world after all!"

"No! No! Anything but that!" Grindelwald cut in.

"I am sorry, Master. I shall think of another." Lucius bowed and thought for a moment. "Okay...here we go. I've got a lovely bunch coconuts. Diddley dee-dee. There they are a-standing in a row. Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head!"

The song was interrupted when Bellatrix Lestrange, who was evil, entered the room.

"What do you want me to do, O' Great Master?" she asked. "I will do anything to serve you because I am evil and you are evil and very powerful."

"Every single Order person, including Arabella Figg, is now an enemy of me," Grindelwald declared. "Do what must be done, Bellatrix. Do not hesitate, show no mercy."

"That's what I'm best at, sir," Bellatrix replied because she was evil!

"Good, now go forth!" Grindelwald replied. "Whatever you do won't be part of the main plot of this fic, but maybe, if you're lucky, we'll catch up with you in a future sequel."

"That'd be nice, sir," answered Bellatrix, before turning to leave the room. Just as she left, Wormtail entered the room.

"They are all now naked and locked in their cell," Wormtail said to bring the main plot back into focus. "There's no way they can escape!"

"Good, now let's get on with our evil plan!" laughed Grindelwald, because he was evil.

"This is really embarrassing," said Ron, who, like everyone else, was completely naked! (This includes their underwear and even their socks!)

"It isn't so bad," Draco, who liked to freak out Ron, said happily. "I like a healthy breeze around my privates, thanks." Ron was freaked out, but Hermione was overcome with such a strong fit of the giggles that she had to duck down and only returned when she stopped.

"Don't worry, I can get us out of here," Eudice said confidently. "After all, I am Eudice Eusyram, an incredibly gorgeous American woman and a genius when it comes it everything. I also happen to be part veela, an Animagus and a Metamorphmagus. Since my Animagi form is that of a Kelpie, it means I can turn into almost anything. I was also Remus Lupin's girlfriend when we were at Hogwarts and wrote the Marauder's Map, but let Lupin and his friends take credit for it because I'm so generous and humble."

"But how can you get us out of here?" Draco asked hopelessly. "It's hopeless!"

"No, it's not!" Eudice said proudly. With that, she conjured a hairpin out of nowhere (being extremely gifted in wandless magic) and used to pick the lock. She then conjured clothes for everyone so they wouldn't be completely naked anymore.

"I'm going to send you all home," said Eudice. "I have to face Grindelwald on my own."

"Surely you can't do that!" Draco said in shock.

"I am," Eudice told him, "and don't call me 'Shirley.'"

"After we've been with you for so long, how can we just turn around and go home?" Harriett asked Eudice desperately.

"Because I have a very brilliant plan because I'm a genius when it comes to everything," Eudice answered. "Now, give my regards to Brittany Spears." She snapped her fingers and everyone disappeared only to reappear back at Hogwarts. Eudice then walked on and towards her father.