Eudice Eusyram: The Multi-Chapter Fic

Eudice decided to have a flashback just to further illustrate to the readers how evil Grindelwald was. She pictured her parents, Euclid and Euphemia, having the argument that would change their lives forever.

"I don't know you anymore!" Euphemia declared. "Euclid, you're breaking my heart! You're going down a path I can't follow."

"Euphemia, being good is really overrated," said Euclid, who was evil and would one day become the evil Lord Grindelwald! "You should join me!"

"I can't do that, because I'm a good character and I have to die a tragic death," Euphemia replied as she started to cry. She didn't know Euclid anymore. He was breaking her heart and going down a path she couldn't follow.

"In that case," Euclid replied angrily, "I'll beat you daily and call you all kinds of demeaning, sexist names just to show that, aside from being evil, I'm also a male chauvinist pig."

"No! Please, no!" Euphemia sobbed, but Euclid ignored her because he was evil. He did indeed beat her and treated her so horribly that she eventually committed suicide. This left him alone to abuse Eudice, who was young and innocent. She was horribly scarred, but she overcame all this to become the perfect Eudice we know today!

However, despite how perfect she was, thinking about this still gave her a shiver because it was so horrible. Of course, Eudice knew she would finally put all these awful feelings to rest when she defeated Grindelwald once and for all.

In order to stop the evil Dark Lord Grindelwald, Eudice went into the Forbidden Forest with Eurydice, Lupin, Hermione, Ron, Draco and Harriet. She knew that's where Grindelwald's secret headquarters were because she was a genius when it came to everything. After walking through the scary forest for a long time, they stopped when Eurydice sensed something.

"I sense Grindelwald," she said

"I sense a trap," Eudice said because she was a genius when it came to everything.

"Next move?" asked Lupin.

"Spring the trap," Eudice said swiftly.

"Surely we can't do that!" Draco said in shock.

"We are," Eudice told him, "and don't call me 'Shirley.'"

"After you've worked so hard to defeat Grindelwald, how can we let ourselves be captured by him?" Ron asked Eudice desperately.

"Because I have a very brilliant plan because I'm a genius when it comes to everything," Eudice answered.

And with that, they were captured by Lucius Malfoy, who was evil. He gloated because he was evil and brought them to Grindelwald's secret headquarters where they were brought before Grindelwald himself!

"It's so wonderful that I have you all now," Grindelwald said smoothly. "I will now quote a completely irrelevant line from Shakespeare just to show how highbrow this fic is; Teach not thy lip such scorn, for it was made for kissing, lady, not for such contempt."

"I don't know what that means because I'm ignorant," said Ron.

"Well, you would know what it meant if you weren't so ignorant," Hermione replied, displaying the obvious sexual tension between herself and Ron.

"That's what I said in the first place," said Ron, making a big deal out of nothing.

"You're making a big deal out of nothing," said Hermione, making a big deal out of making a big deal out of nothing.

"You will all be stripped naked and locked in a cell together!" Grindelwald said villainously. "I will take over the world and you will endure the worst fate in the world: listening to Brittany Spears singing over and over again!"

"You know who this is?" Lupin asked Grindelwald, pointing at Eudice. "This is Eudice Eusyram, an incredibly gorgeous American woman and a genius when it comes it everything. She also happens to be part veela, an Animagus and a Metamorphmagus. Since her Animagi form is that of a Kelpie, it means she can turn into almost anything. She was also my girlfriend when we were at Hogwarts and wrote the Marauder's Map, but let me and my friends take credit for it because she's so generous and humble."

"Ah, I never thought I'd see you again!" Grindelwald silkily said to Eudice. "Since I had so much control over you when you were a child, I've decided I'll be overconfident that I can kick you around just as easily now."

"That would be a big mistake," Eudice replied. "I'm now perfect and a genius when it comes to everything."

"I don't believe you because I'm evil and a male chauvinist pig," Grindelwald replied evilly, because he was evil. "Lucius, take them away!"