Fred and George Live!

Fred: HI! Welcome back! We are alive and well.

George: Yes and here for another fun in the sun with Fred and George LIVE!

Fred: We are here, coming to you live from the cinema. Hermione said we just had to see this new moovee that came out.

George: And for some reason we had to wear Karate Gi’s. It is some great Muggle phenomenon called, Star Wars.

Fred: Yes and apparently we got here late because they are only playing episode two. ~hits drum and cymbal~

George: I had this feeling we came into the middle of the story. I was lost pretty much throughout the whole film.

Fred: As was I. Is hard to follow a plot, when it is nonexistent.

George: How true.

Fred: Well just so you all know what we experienced we will give you a play by play of the action.

George: First we went into the theatre and ordered this fluffy stuff called popcorn, and tried to be like the Yanks and put hot flavored oil on it so it tasted better, but it didn’t.

Fred: We found our seats and then the real brain hurting began.

George: It starts out with these, well, people and they are arriving, then the girl blows up, but it wasn’t really her, and uh, she was still alive, but one of the clones was her guard, but he was really the assassin or was he a clone?

Fred: What?

George: The guard: was he a clone or the assassin?

Fred: What are you going on about?

George: Never mind. Then, . . .uh this young apprentice wizard kid with a glowy sword thing is all googly eyed for the girl who blew up, but didn’t.

Fred: Yes, so they get sent off together in a completely contrived plot device so that they fall in love, though it is forbidden.

George: ~gasp~ Then they roll in the hay.

Fred: It was in a field of flowers! Not hay! There was no hay involved!

George: Whatever, then they frolicked through a field of flowers.

Fred: I don’t remember the frolicking.

George: Well, the boy’s wizard teacher, Obehave-Kenoli or something, went and found these Aussies who all looked like this bloke and they were in white outfits and became this geezer named Dukoo’s Death Eaters, only with style!

George: And meanwhile the wizard kid is all with his bird and they shag by the fireside.

Fred: Stop making up stuff!

George: Sorry. That must have been when I fell asleep. Hehehe. I must of dreamt up that part. And come to think of it, the kid wasn’t with her. I was!….. Ah, good times

Fred: Anyhow, the girl has this skill to have a different outfit on in each scene.

George: Where does she keep it all, I ask you!

Fred: Maybe she has them in those capsules, that when you put in water and they get bigger.

George: Right…...

Fred: Well she is a fit bird and shouldn’t really be with that whiny git, but she is anyway.

George: And the baddie is the goodies leader, but not really, and the baddie is the lacky for the goodies bad leader, only not. Wait, my head just exploded.

Fred: Speak English!

George: I am! Oh, my favorite part was when they all got chained up and the girl’s shirt got ripped off.

Fred: Am still trying to figure out, if that tiger thing had slashed her back, how is it her sleeve and the mid region of her shirt got ripped off?

George: Who cares she was getting naked for me! Then they fought a lot and the lights went out and this little green man comes in and whoops You-Know Who’s ass!

Fred: You Know Who was most definitely not in the moovee!

George: Well, he should have been. And the boy was whining cuz his mummy died and he went mental and killed all these people on respirators and all he got in the end was a metal arm. Maybe we shouldn’t let Harry see this film.

Fred: Anyhow, I think that is it. Oh and the boy and his woman get married and she is for some reason wearing a doily.

George: His metal arm would make for a kinky honeymoon, no?

Fred: I am just going to ignore you . . .clone.

George: I AM NOT YOUR CLONE!

Fred: Well, considering the plot of the moovee you very well could be. Wait, a bolt of lightening just struck me.

George: That must hurt.

Fred: Is pure genius I tell you! A whole army of Georges! And with them, I could. . .dare I say it? TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

George: . . . As I was saying, I didn’t understand a thing that went on in the moovee, but it was still oddly enough entertaining.

Fred: Yes! I give it two wands up!

George: Here, here!

Fred: Now we are off to see another film with Ron. We didn’t tell him the title was Spiderman. Ahahahaha!

George: Tune in next time mates! With more love, action, excitement, sex, drugs, and rock and roll, then you can shake a slash fic at!

Fred: Yes, and maybe later you could read our show.

George: The force will be with you. Always.

Fred: Goodnight.