Fred and George Live!

Episode 7: Given A Little Something Back

G: Hi and welcome too Fred and George LIVE!

F: In honor of our seventh episode on fictionalley.org (whatever that is) we would like to give a little back to our audience.

G: Yes indeed.

F: Now we are going to answer back some fan mail and comment on our reviews from all you wonderful people out there!

G: By the way if you want to send in any fan mail please send to [email protected] c/o Galya. She is the president of our fanclub. Don't be afraid of her threatening demeanor. She is very nice. If the moon isn't full that is. Enough about that. Let's get to the letters and reviews.

F: First we have one from Micaela "Ryo" S. She says: c-l engh f' m-ee!!! k-p- pstng, (snd m-ee a mail, pleez?) by

G: What the hell did you just say?

F: Exactly what she wrote. Uh well Micaela, TY 4 YR LTR!

G: Is that English?

F: Next is from HippieVenus who says: ROFLMAO!!! That was halarious!!! Oy...That's it...this one goes on my favorites list!

First I would like to say thank you for liking our story, but what is a roflmao?

G: Sounds like a food like a falafel. One roflmao to go with a side order of humus please!

F: Uh anyway thank you for reading HippieVenus! Our Next review is from Hermione Granger.

G: Hey I know her.

F: She says: oreat! Absololutely great! Geez, I love Fred and George! They're one of my favorite HP characters and these is story is really them, I mean, you could almost taste their canary cream when you read it! Adorable! 50 points to Gryffindor for this great story! I loved it, really, made my laugh a lot and was so fun and easy to read. Lovely! Really! Keep writing!

G: Er...did she just hit on us?

F: Ew? Why would you want to taste our cream? I mean. Oh my god! Hermione!

G: And what is an oreat?

F: Must be the drink that comes with a roflmao.

G: I am telling Ron his girlfriend wants to taste our...I can't say it.

F: Anyway, on to the next review.

G: Yes, please.

F: Our next review is from May J. Snape who says: ROTFL!! Funny!

G: WHAT IS WITH THE ROFLS AND ROTFLS?

F: Must be muggle speak.

G: I guess so. But I thought they spoke English and such. Am so confused. Anyway that you for enjoying the show! Hopefully the next review will be relatively understandable.

F: Yes our next is from Harriet Potter who says: Ummm... okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. Niiiiiiiiiiiice. Weasley, not Weasly. ::sigh:: Anyway, cool though. Too tired to be excited and nice about it.

G: Well :P to you thennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

F: How did you do that?

G: Do what?

F: The face! How did you say that face? I mean the :P thing. Woah! I just did it! : ) AH! I did it again!

G: Calm down. o.O

F: Stop that! The faces! The faces! I can't take it!

G: Okay...o.o;;

F: I'm warning you!

G: Okay...okay. On to our first letter!

F: Okay! It says: Hey guys! Did you two ever actually do each other? I know that's incest, but me and my women here would love to know if you both did anything like
that. Also.... I have a couple of women who would love to be there to
participate...
bump n' grind
mississippi.

G: What the hell? What is wrong with these muggles?

F: Well Bump n' Grind, I don't intend to ever get it on with my brother. Even if he is devilishly handsome.

G: Gah! Don't josh like that!

F: Why not you sexy thing!

G: All right that's it! ~proceeds to beat Fred repeatedly with his fist~

F: Wow? How did you do that?

G: Do what?

F: The action thing. ::points::

G: Don't know. ~shrugs~

F: Anyway.......uh hmmmm....let me just search through the reviews they are less scary. Ah, here we are this is from Joel who says: slurp* mmmmm... rage.... my favorite flavor. And this isn't sissy watered down stuff either. This is the good sh*t. Pure...unadulterated...rage. Coolness.

G: ...

F: I don't know. I am at a loss for words.

G: Are all our readers mad!? I mean honestly!

F: Calm down. Let me see here this looks promising. It says: Dear Boys, I love your show. I read it all the time.

G: Normal so far

F: I was also so happy to be a guest on it. It was quite an honor. For thanks here is a dozen roses. : )

G: Aww. Isn't that sweet.

F: I hope we can meet again soon. I really would like to get to know you lads better. I enclose a picture of me in my happy smiley face boxers, for your viewing pleasure. See you soon. Cheers, Voldemort

G: ARGH!

F: Some one kill me now. Please.

G: Let me pick the next one!

F: Be my guest! It's not like I write these!

G: All right...let's see...aha! This looks promising

F: We keep saying that.

G: ... Dear Fred and George,

I totally love Fred & George live, it is sooo cool! Fred I love you, your sooo cute!!! And George seeing as you guys are identical I guess you're just as drop dead gorgeous as he is. Any way Fred I miss you so much, well love ya and continue to do Fred & George Live.

Love you Fred,

Sincerely,

Kalinda Lockwood

F: Hahahaha! I am so cute! And you are just a sad attempt at a clone!

G: Why is my name in a smaller font?

F: Is the way of the world bro. I am just sexier. Deal with it.

G: How the hell can you be sexier? We're twins!

F: Just deal with it clone!

G: Grrr. Whatever. I can't take this anymore.

F: Just two more letters left.

G: Gimme!

F: Grabby...hmph.

G: Dear Fred and George, I have been reading your show faithfully for all 6 episodes. I am a big fan, and especially liked the way you set your little brother up. Please do try to get Harry and Ginny together next. However I am extremely dismayed that you have not had a single appearance, or even any mention, of Nigel. Including him in your program would, i am sure, increase viewing of your show a great deal. i personally know about a dozen people that would watch your show if you even had a brief moment of Nigel, let alone a whole episode devoted to his beauty. Why the ratings would go through the roof. So, pretty, pretty please!!!!!!!! Please!!!!!!! Please put Nigel on the show. I will be your salve forever if you do. Sincerely, Mary Morgoth

F: Finally a slightly normal letter!

G: Who's Nigel?

F: Nevermind that. The poor girl is delusional. Now about Harry and Ginny, we will see what we can do. But the two are very shy.

G: Nigel...I know that name.

F: Of course. Half of England is named Nigel!

G: Well Mary we will look for this Nigel person and interview him. Must be some muggle idol or something.

F: Maybe like that Ricky Martin bloke Hermione was jabbering on about.

G: Nigel doesn't sound Puerto Rican. Livin' La Vida Nigel! Heehee.

F: Just shut up clone!

G: Stop calling me that!

F: Well ladies and gents we have only one more letter left to read. I know it is sad to go, but-

G: You all are mad anyway!

F: George! He's just jealous because I'm the cute one.

G: We're twins!

F: Anyway, this last letter says: Dear F&G, I was wondering if you could interview Elijah. He is so hot. And if you interview him, could I be on the show too? So I could see him and make love to him and molest him and then take him home cover him in brownie batter and spank him with a live chicken. Please!!!!!!!!!!!! Love, Ishtar

G: That's it! I quit! You people are all nutters! ::storms out the room::

F: Hehehe. Um, well thank you for tuning in. Um, send in your comments and letters and uh...George! Get back here clone!