- Rating:
- PG-13
- House:
- Riddikulus
- Genres:
- Humor Parody
- Era:
- Multiple Eras
- Spoilers:
- Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire
- Stats:
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Published: 07/25/2002Updated: 08/25/2002Words: 4,872Chapters: 8Hits: 8,003
MTV Diary: Harry Potter Style
Allykat
- Story Summary:
- The characters of Harry Potter have decided to take part in a special season of MTV Diary. Watch as the chosen few reveal secrets, goof off, and make fools out of themselves.
MTV Diary 03
- Chapter Summary:
- Chapter 3 in the series. This time, it's Ron's turn.
- Posted:
- 07/25/2002
- Hits:
- 686
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(Scene: A huge mob of 'Harry-fanatics' chases Harry across the Quidditch pitch)
HARRY: Ron! Help me!!! I'm going to die!!!
RON: Sorry, I don't like the attention.
(Harry gets dragged in, and appears to be drowning)
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SNAPE: Weasley, Potter, twenty points from Gryffindor!
HARRY: (undertone)What in the bloody hell did I do now?
HERMIONE: (whispering) You fool, watch your language. You don't want to get expelled, do you?
RON: I don't mean to be rude, Professor, but why did you take so many points away from Gryffindor.
SNAPE: Because you showed up for class!
RON: Ok, just checking...
HARRY: (undertone) Smarmy old bas---
HERMIONE: Watch your language, Harry..
RON: Damn him, that son-of-a-bi--
HERMIONE: Shut your trap, you potty mouth!
RON: Then flush me, if you want me to shut up!
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(Hermione steps out...yet again, with a desperate look on her face)
HERMIONE: Please...I beg you... join SPEW! Only one sickle to join! Call 1-800-SPEW-YOU today!
(Hermione steps back, harriedly, and trips, knocking down the lights and the curtain. A group of technicians and house elves are chatting behind where the curtains were. A house-elf gets knocked out by a light, and all the elves but Dobby run out after Hermione.)
DOBBY: Dobby is thinking that nobody is going to join SPEW.
RANDOM TECHNICIAN: Dobby is thinking correctly. Why doesn't she just give it up? Nobody wants to join SPEW.
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(Scene: Gryffindor Table, at dinnertime in the Great Hall)
RON: I know! We can enchant some rabid woodchucks to follow them!
HARRY: What about a pie-throwing spell?
DEAN: Or you can do the good-ol' Muggle shaving cream thingy...
(Harry, Hermione, and Lavender gasp)
SEAMUS: What's shaving cream?
RON: (Blank, confused _expression on face) Tell me more about this.... shaving cream trick.
SEAMUS: No, really, what's shaving cream?
LAVENDER: (proceeds to explain to Seamus about what shaving cream is.)
DEAN: (whispers in Ron's ear how to perform the trick)
(Scene: Ron is sneaking out of the Slytherin fourth-year dorm, with a smile on his face. He seems to make it out, until we see Filch catch him)
FILCH: Detention for you! (to Mrs. Norris) We've had a good night, my sweet! Why don't we celebrate, eh, little missy?
<< Stupid Dean and his stupid trick. I've got detention for a month, scrubbing bed pans! Which, I'm late for now! See-ya! I hope whoever-the-hell's after me does a bloody brilliant job! Better not be Malfoy...he's a pain in the arse. >>