- Rating:
- PG-13
- House:
- Riddikulus
- Genres:
- Humor Parody
- Era:
- Multiple Eras
- Spoilers:
- Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire
- Stats:
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Published: 07/25/2002Updated: 08/25/2002Words: 4,872Chapters: 8Hits: 8,003
MTV Diary: Harry Potter Style
Allykat
- Story Summary:
- The characters of Harry Potter have decided to take part in a special season of MTV Diary. Watch as the chosen few reveal secrets, goof off, and make fools out of themselves.
MTV Diary 02
- Chapter Summary:
- Chapter 2 in the series. This time, Snape takes the fall.
- Posted:
- 07/25/2002
- Hits:
- 745
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(Professor Snape is in front of a black background)
SNAPE: You think you know, but you have no idea.
This is the diary of Severus Snape.
(Screen says: Prof. Severus Snape: Spiteful Sorcerer)
SNAPE: I am NOT spiteful! You're just jealous of my fashion sense!
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(In dungeon, Gryffindor seventh years, making a sleeping draught, Oliver Wood is struggling, and our dear Professor is getting frustrated. )
SNAPE: No...Wood...don't do that....
WOOD: Ah, I've got it, Professor....
SNAPE: Five points from Gryffindor for talking back....
PERCY: Damn you, Oliver!.
SNAPE: Ten points from Gryffindor for foul language.
PERCY: But...but...I'm Head Boy!
SNAPE: Ten more points from Gryffindor for talking back....
(All of a sudden, Wood's potion blows up. The class evacuates the dungeons)
SNAPE: Twenty points from Gryffindor!
PERCY: (to Wood) I hate you.
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(Hermione steps out yet again from the SPEW curtain)
HERMIONE: Please join SPEW and save the House-Elves. Only two Sickles to join! Again, I beg you! The number is: 1-800-SPEW-YOU. Once again, the number is: 1-800-SPEW-YOU.
(She steps back)
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I hope that Slytherin wins again this year. I don't want McGonagall to keep boasting about how great the Gryffindor squad is...it's annoying!>>
(Great hall)
DUMBLEDORE: And the winner of this year's House Cup is Gryffindor, for the third year straight!
(Gryffindors cheer)
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(Staff room)
MCGONAGALL: We won, you lost...and you suck, Severus! Third year in the running, woo-hoo!
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(Slytherin common room: everyone is wearing pink fluffy bunny pajamas and slippers)
MALFOY: Professor, I can't believe we didn't win!
SNAPE: I know, Draco. We'll get it next year.
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MALFOY: It's all Potter's fault!
CRABBE: Yeah.
GOYLE: Yah baby!
COMMON ROOM: What?
GOYLE: C'mon, haven't you ever seen Austin Powers?
ALL: No.
BLAISE: Isn't that a Muggle movie?
PANSY: Goyle, you're an idiot.
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