Rating:
PG-13
House:
Riddikulus
Genres:
Humor Parody
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire
Stats:
Published: 07/25/2002
Updated: 08/25/2002
Words: 4,872
Chapters: 8
Hits: 8,003

MTV Diary: Harry Potter Style

Allykat

Story Summary:
The characters of Harry Potter have decided to take part in a special season of MTV Diary. Watch as the chosen few reveal secrets, goof off, and make fools out of themselves.

MTV Diary 01

Posted:
07/25/2002
Hits:
3,385
Author's Note:
Anything in > are the thoughts of the speaker, in this chappie Oliver. This is my favorite fic that I've written, it's so fun! Give me ideas for the next "victim" in reviews, if you wish. (I already have quite a bit done, mind you.)

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(We see Oliver Wood, in front of a black background thing. Diary theme music plays in background.)

OLIVER: You think you know...but you have no idea. (pause) This is the diary of Oliver Wood.

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(Screen that says Oliver Wood: Almost Not Obsessed appears on the screen)

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(Gryffindor boys dorms, fifth year)

OLIVER: Rise and shine, boys!

GEORGE: Blimey Oliver...

FRED: What the hell?

OLIVER: (abnormally cheery) Quidditch practice!

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(Gryffindor fifth year girls dorm)

OLIVER: Girls...it's time to wake up!

KATIE: Oliver...what are you doing in here?

ALICIA: What's your problem?

ANGELINA: Go away, Oliver! You're not supposed to be in here!!

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(Shot to the Locker room, everybody is literally asleep on their feet.)

OLIVER: And then we pull this play...and then Fred...hit a Bludger at Montague, and George...get Malfoy...and then...FRED! GEORGE! Wake up!!

FRED: (eyes snap open) Where am I?

GEORGE: (mumbling) But mommy, it's too early...

OLIVER: Anyways, Harry, get the Snitch once we're sixty POINTS UP!!

(Harry looks like he's struggling to stay awake)

HARRY: Sure, whatever you say...(yawns)

OLIVER: And girls....after Fred or George get a Slytherin Chaser....steal the Quaffle....girls?

KATIE: (bleary-eyed) Wuh?

ALICIA: We get the Quaffle after the twins attack the Slytherins.

KATIE: Oh, okay.

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(Hermione steps out, wearing her SPEW badge, in front of a huge screen that says the acronym SPEW)

HERMIONE: Join S.P.E.W., and help free the house-elves! Only two Sickles to join!

Thank you.

(Walks back)

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(Harry catches the Snitch)

OLIVER: ('Hugs' Harry tightly)

HARRY: Oliver...I can't breathe...let...go..of...me!

(Team meets up on the ground, and the Chasers kiss Harry, and hug Wood and the Weasley twins)

OLIVER: (sobbing) We've...won.. the Cup(passes the Cup to Harry)

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(Wood at the tryouts for Puddlemere United)

OLIVER: Please...please...please...let me on the team!

CAPTAIN: I will if you'll shut the bloody hell up!

OLIVER: Okay.

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