thecurmudgeons

Precious Exile by thecurmudgeons

01/23/2004

PG-13 Astronomy Tower James Potter Sirius Black Slash Drama Multiple Eras Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix

After the Shack episode, things are changing for the Marauders. Sirius is in big trouble, and his punishment is a dream come true - but only if he's prepared to grab it and hold on with both hands.

Words: 9,392

Chapters: 1

Object of Affection by thecurmudgeons

09/13/2003

PG-13 Schnoogle Lucius Malfoy Narcissa Malfoy Lord Voldemort Drama Multiple Eras Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

Narcissa and Lucius Malfoy and their first Christmas as husband and wife. Meet the dysfunctional Malfoy family. Featuring Strong!Narcissa, Polite!Voldemort, flying horses and houseguests from hell.

Words: 39,462

Chapters: 6

Corruption by thecurmudgeons

04/01/2003

PG The Dark Arts Lucius Malfoy Drama Horror Multiple Eras Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets

Post-CoS AU story – what happens when Mrs. Weasley decides to fix that little predator problem in her garden. (Maybe. Maybe she’s just dreaming.) Written for the “First Kill Project.”

Words: 1,826

Chapters: 1

So Young and So Untender by thecurmudgeons

03/21/2003

PG-13 The Dark Arts Severus Snape Drama Angst Multiple Eras Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire

How did Snape and Malfoy and Voldemort all find themselves on the same side of a cause? A revisionist history of how the Death Eaters were born, featuring Strong!Narcissa, Ruthless!Lucius, Intellectual!Snape, unrequited love, and lots of butterbeer, at the exhaled Three Broomsticks, home of the Hostess with the Mostest – Rosmerta! -- PG13 for violence and adult themes (drugs/abuse/politics)

Words: 15,072

Chapters: 1