Ginny Weasley and the Annoyance of the Ferret

Ginny Weasley and the Annoyance of the Ferret
Prologue
From the Paws of Draco Malfoy
To the readers;

Hi. Down here. See me? The white-gold ferret? Yeah, that's me. Pretty sad, huh? I'm Draco Malfoy. Yes, THE Draco Malfoy. I am a ferret once more, sadly. And it's not Moody's fault this time. Why, you may be asking, is Draco Malfoy a ferret? Why? Because I pissed off some one. How? I opened my big mouth. Who? I have no freaking clue. All I remember was chattering on about something to someone at one of my dad's dinner parties. Then I woke up the next day.

So here I am, lying on a dirt road, somewhere out in a forest, middle of God-knows-where. And, for some strange reason, I am a ferret.

Hey! Stop that snickering! It's not funny! How would you like to be turned into a ferret, huh? I don't think you'd like it very much now, would you?

Getting back to me now.

I woke up, unaware of the change in me. It soon became evident that there was something very wrong with me, however. I could not walk on two legs. Feeling deeply injustified, I continued along...on four legs!

I soon came to a pond and saw my reflection. I screamed. No, not a girly scream! Well, maybe it was, but my ego refused to let me admit that.

I was a golden-white ferret. I had a furry face, four paws and a tail. However, I am a very cute ferret, of course being Draco Malfoy, I would be a cute ferret.

After recovering from the initial shock, I continued on (STILL deeply injustified).

Oooh! Look! Ahead! Yipee! A house! Houses have food...well, most houses have food. Well, anyway, this one seems to be occupied, so therefore we must assume that there are edible substances inside! (And yes, I know, assuming is supposed to make an ass out of "u" and "me", I don't care. Bite me!)

I crept along, using my newfound talents of stealth and camoflauge. Oh no! Could it be? A flash of red hair! Gasp! Another flash! This startled me so much that I fell from my perch on the ceiling beams.

Right onto the head of one Miss Virginia Weasley.

I tried to run, but alas, a ferret's legs are about two inches long. And human legs are quite the bit longer.

SHE CAUGHT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

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