Splorchgard the Magnificent

For about one line, Ms. Rowling mentions the top-secret Department of Mysteries. The story is thus: the Backsliders, an extremely secret and powerful team of the most powerful witches and wizards on the planet, have been brought together once again, and maybe for the last time. Be forewarned: the characters are brand new--though, of course, HP and the gang are at the center. It's comedy, drama, romance, suspence and malaria all rolled up into a big sticky taco!