- Rating:
- PG
- House:
- Riddikulus
- Characters:
- Draco Malfoy Ginny Weasley Harry Potter
- Genres:
- Humor General
- Era:
- Multiple Eras
- Spoilers:
- Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban
- Stats:
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Published: 05/24/2002Updated: 06/23/2002Words: 1,326Chapters: 2Hits: 3,105
Hogwarts Chat Room
Sabrina Spelmen
- Story Summary:
- A fun place to chat away from Hogwarts, even with a court room for those not so fun moments...
Chapter 02
- Chapter Summary:
- The next chapter to the Hogwarts Chat Room, when things get good!
- Posted:
- 06/23/2002
- Hits:
- 706
- Author's Note:
- Notes: Thank you so much for my three wonderful BETA readers! I love you guys!
Hogwarts Chat Room
Welcome Students!
Currently on the board: 10 members
Scar_Boy, Qudditch_Wannabe, Red_Hair, Book_worm, Draco's_Babe, Salzar's_Follower, Judge002, Cooking_With_Lockheart, Audience, Judge009
Rules:
No cussing (no use of the m-word)
No making fun of other students
Have Fun!
Announcement: Court will return in five minutes!
Scar_Boy: So Ron, Did you get my owl that I sent on Monday?
Quidditch_Wannabe: Um... No what was it about?
Red_Hair: Let's see it was about how Harry hates to do things his Aunt tells him, and something about a black dog named Snuffles.
Quidditch_Wannabe: Ginny! You took it?
Red_Hair: Duh! What are little sisters for?
Cooking_With_Lockheart: Sweetie give your brother his letter right now!
Red_Hair: Mom I'm NOT going to move my cute little butt up from the seat to give Ron his letter!
Cooking_With_Lockheart: Virginia Katherine Wesley! You get up from your seat right now, or else!
Red_Hair: Or else what?
~*~ Court is now back in session, please rise for the honorable Judge 002 ~*~
Judge002: You may not be seated. Now before we begin, I will have a few members of the audience ask questions, and friends of Salzar's_Follower, and Cooking_With_Lockheart tell me who should win and why.
Audience: Yes I have a question, now for Salazar, how often do you use the M-word?
Salzar's_Follower: Um... I don't know, maybe once a day, ten is the max though.
Audience: Okay this is a question for Cooking, do you have a good Turkey recipes?
Salzar's_Follower: Your Honor that has NOTHING to do with this!
Judge002: Okay then please sit down!
Audience: Salazar: Who's your Daddy?
Salzar's_Follower: Lucius Malfoy why you want to date him or something?
Audience: No I just....
Salzar's_Follower: You just what? Sit down, what's your name?
Audience: It's... Mandy Sparkle.
Salzar's_Follower: Sit down you Mudblood!
Audience: I'm a full blood thank you very much!
Judge002: Order, Order in the court!
Salzar's_Follower: You can't shut me up old man.
Judge002: And what if I'm a woman?
Cooking_With_Lockheart: Ha! You got busted!
Judge002: Okay now before we have the Friends/Family members of these two talk I will take a short break.
This short break will be 3 minutes long! Please meet us back at that time!
Red_Hair: Draco, Hey baby! You're doing great!
Salzar's_Follower: Thanks, but I don't think that the Judge likes me very much!
Red_Hair: Don't worry because I'll be seeing you later so we can relax and stuff!
Important Announcement: Judge002 has left the courtroom because she has other duty at Message Board: Ministry Of Magic, In her place will be Judge 009
~*~ Please rise for the Honorable Judge 009 ~*~
Judge009: You may be seated, we will now hear from some friends and family members of Salazar, and Cooking.
Scar_Boy: I'm a friend of Cooking, she is like a mother to me. She should win because she has the better knowledge in this case.
Quidditch_Wannabe: My mom is Cooking with Lockhart and she should win because Draco should never win!
Red_Hair: All I have to say is DRACO ALL THE WAY!
Book_worm: Mrs. Wesley should win because she has shown that she is the maturest figure in this courtroom. As for Mr. Malfoy he has shown rudeness towards others that can not be explained.
Salzar's_Follower: Whatever Mudblood!
Draco's_Babe: Draco because he his mine, and look at him, no one could say "No" to that face!
Judge009: Okay thank you everyone, oh and I need to see some papers that contain some information such has hair color and eyes color, so I'm going to take a short break so I can look over those documents!
The break will be 3 minutes long
Red_Hair: Kissing up are we Pansy?
Draco's_Babe: Oh get off it Ginny, you know his mine!
Red_Hair: And that's why he's dating me?
Cooking_With_Lockheart: Whom are you dating sweetie?
Red_Hair: Draco Potion! A nice third year student at Hogwarts who is in Gryffindor!
Draco's_Babe: Yeah right liar! You're dating my man Draco Malfoy!
Cooking_With_Lockheart: WHAT?
Draco's_Babe: Yes its true, they have been dating for about six months now.
Salzar's_Follower: So Ginny I'll see you tonight?
Cooking_With_Lockheart: You will NOT be seeing a Malfoy!
Red_Hair: And what are you going to do about it?
Cooking_With_Lockheart: Bring it to court!
~*~ Court is now in session! Please rise for the Honorable Judge009 ~*~
Judge009: Okay a few closing remarks, first Salazar please!
Salzar's_Follower: I have come onto this message board to do one thing, and one thing only. That one only thing is to chat with my fellow Gryffindors, Slytherins, Hufflepuffs, and Ravenclaws. Nothing else. This word was said out of emotions and anger, not because she is a Wesley. I respect everyone!
Judge009: Thank you very much now Cooking if you will please say your last remarks.
Cooking_With_Lockheart: Traveling into the wrong chat room, is a common mistake, but when you don't go by the rules things will happen, and that is why I'm also going to be bringing Salazar, and Red Hair to court. Because they have not followed the rules, I said NO dating a Malfoy under my roof and you did not do what I said.
Judge009: Okay we will put on done for later this afternoon. I have looked at the papers, and have heard the remarks and now the winner for this case is Salazar! As for Cooking you will have to pay Salazar 20 gallons.
Cooking_With_Lockheart: What? That's not very smart!
Judge009: Hey what I say goes, pay the hot man!
Red_Hair: Draco, send me a message will you?
Salzar's_Follower: Sure Baby!
Cooking_With_Lockheart: I'll get you! Oh yes I will!
To be continued!
Now it's your turn! Tell me what you thought, and some predictions for the next chapter! Chapter three of "If Molly won" will be coming later tonight. Thanks for reading and I hope you enjoy!