The Adventures of the Marauders... and Some Other Stuff.

The next day they had Charms. Peter was finally back, though he can't remember anything from the past week. There assignment in Charms is to practice the Shrinking Charm. It isn't going so well for Peter.

I wish to start a note! -James

Why? We can talk out loud. -Remus

Yes, but I have a great idea! -James

Leave me out of it! I know what happened! Lily told me last class what you did! -Peter

I have no idea what you're talking about. -James

Don't give me that! Lily never lies! - Peter

Oh, really. What about the time when I took pictures of Snape in his underwear and enlarge them and put them in the great hall! She told everyone in the house that they were from my photo album of him nude! The whole school thought that I was gay for months! -James

I remember that! Wasn't it our 3^rd year? -Remus

...Yes... -James

And wasn't the other part of that rumor that your boyfriend was Sirius? -Remus

Shut up. Anyway, the morale is that it IS possible for Lily Evans to lie. -James

Whatever, but why isn't Sirius writing with us? -Remus

Why don't you let him tell you? -James

Oh, I want to know about this one! -Peter

HE CHANGED MY PILLOW INTO A MINATURE MCGONAGALL WHILE I WAS LYING ON TOP OF IT! THEN HE POKED ME AWAKE SO THAT I WAS FACE DOWN... ON TOP OF MCGONAGALL! -Sirius

This ends the rest of this note because Remus and Peter were laughing to hard to hold a quill. After ten minutes of them laughing hysterically, Professor Flitwick decided that they must be on some type of drug and sent them to be checked by Madam Pomfrey.

So... how is your day going? - James

Well, let's inspect that question shall we. - Sirius

That doesn't sound good. -James

Not for you! As to the question of how my day is going; it is going quite well actually. It just might get worse now that Remus and Peter know about... last night. -Sirius

You know you enjoyed it! -James

Oh yes, that is why I spent the rest of the night throwing up. I slept half of the night on it, and didn't realize it until you poked me! I barely got any sleep! -Sirius

You're exaggerating now. You eventually went to bed. -James

Yeah, when I had nothing left in my stomach! -Sirius

Well... at least you went to bed. -James

Whatever. -Sirius

As the end of class came they began to talk out loud, and James forgot all about the note. When it was time to go to their next class, he left it in the room... where Lily Evans found it. Let's take a look into Lily's thoughts.

OH MY GOD! JAMES POTTER REALLY IS GAY! AND SIRIUS REALLY IS HIS BOYFRIEND! What does it say here? '...Now that Remus and Peter know about... last night.' Wow. I really was right. I wonder what exactly they were doing... on second thought, I really don't.

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Just as they got to their next class (Potions), James realized that he left the note in Charms. He really didn't care. While Professor Slughorn was telling them about the potion they were making, James was whispering to Sirius.

James: I forgot about that note we were writing in Charms.

Sirius: It doesn't matter. There was nothing in it... right?

James: Nah, it was just about how your day was.

Sirius: Good.

Slughorn finished with his speech, and with a wave of his wand, the ingredients and directions for the potion wrote themselves on the board. In the mad rush to get to the cabinet for supplies, Snape was pushed into Sirius and James. Snape's hand immediately went to his pocket where his wand was, but Sirius only shrugged. Snape, however, became even more suspicious, but he tried to hurry to get his things.

Sirius: Yeah right, like we're going to let him get away with that one.

James: Should we?

Sirius: Of course we should.

They hexed him right before he sat down, and when he did... let's just say that the class got a lesson on how powerful human flatulence could be. Sirius and James were the only ones that saw Snape rise a few feet off the ground during the... explosion. When the dust had cleared, everyone could see the damage done. The... explosion... had succeeded in blowing a giant hole through the stone floor.

Slughorn: Oh my, whose potion blew up?

James: *hanging onto a desk for support of not falling to the ground laughing* That wasn't a potion. I think that someone needs to use the little boys room... *gives up and falls on the floor laughing*

Sirius: *has been on the floor laughing* Professor... does this mean that we're not going to have class for the rest of the day?

Slughorn: *ready to fall on the floor laughing himself* I guess not.*to Snape* You on the other hand need to go to Madam Pomfrey and see if you can get anything for that stomach ache.

Snape: *is under the desk from embarrassment* Yes, sir...