The Adventures of the Marauders... and Some Other Stuff.

Sadly, James didn't clear all of it. He only cleared the parts that weren't about McGonagall's... er...well, you know. Also, to the horror, and the fantasies of Sirius, he appeared to have added more. For that, they received a private meeting from Dumbledore, and a month's detention.

Dumbledore: I believe Professor McGonagall found you passing around this parchment during class. Now, although it's amusing, you're going to get detention for it.

Sirius: But we didn't write all of it! Not where it says, "I know you two are jealous of last night when I-"

Dumbledore: I do not believe I want to hear what else you are going to say.

Sirius: *mumbles*Sure you don't.

Remus: *pokes Sirius with elbow* I don't think you should say that.

Dumbledore: *eyes twinkling*Is something wrong.

James: *loudly and glaring at the two* No, sir. Nothing is wrong.

Sirius: *glaring at James*Did you know who DID write the other stuff, sir?

Dumbledore: *smiling* I believe no one else wrote on the parchment. However, whoever did will also merit a detention.

James: *talking quickly*No one else did, sir. I believe that Sirius has been Confounded.

Remus: *tries to suppress a grin* Not that James did it, or anything.

Dumbledore: *smiling*Indeed.

James: *glancing at Remus angrily* Sir, I hadn't meant to!

Remus: *sly grin*Oh no.That was the best Tickling Charm that I have ever seen.

Sirius: You tried a Tickling Charm? What?

Dumbledore: *now grinning*You boys have your punishments.You can leave the office anytime you want.

Remus: *leaning over to Sirius* You were sleeping. *to Dumbledore* Thank you, sir. We'll just be going then.

Sirius: You tried to jinx me!?

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James: I said that I didn't mean to do that! You were snoring and we know how bad it is to sleep during class. *glances at Dumbledore*

Remus: *looking uneasy* We'll be going...NOW!

Dumbledore: Feel free.

Remus: *nods and pushes two arguing boys out the door*

Dumbledore: *smiles* Have a nice day, you three.

Sirius:*yelling*CONFUNDED!!!

James: I ALREADY SAID THAT I HADN'T MEANT TO!

Remus: *bellowing*LET'S GO!*silence follow as James and Sirius follow out the door without another word*

Dumbledore: *smiles as he looks over to Fawkes* I knew they would be up to something again.

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Having finished talking to Dumbleldore, the boys made their way back up to the Common Room. Sirius and James making a lot of noise indeed...

Sirius: Confounded...confounded...I'll give him...

Remus: At least talk to him about it. WITHOUT YELLING!

James: You do know that I can hear every word you're saying, right?

Sirius: No. You're stupid and deaf and we hate you.

James: Well, that was uncalled for.

Sirius: It's uncalled for that I want to kill you, too.

James: *mumbles*Not if I kill you first.

Sirius: I have a dagger that might work on you.

James: Your skull is so thick that it would take a bludger to work on you. Let's test that theory.

Sirius: I'll happily dig something into YOUR skull!

Remus: WILL YOU TWO STOP IT ALREADY!

Sirius: Maybe if he would stop trying to plot my murder!

James: It was an accident!

Sirius: No it wasn't! I can see how you're holding that wand...

James: This isn't MY wand.

Sirius: Whose is it then? Hmm?

James: It is that one blonde kid's. There he is now! Hey kid here is your wand back! *Throws wand at kid and it hits him in his eye*

Blonde Kid: MY EYE! *Clutches eye and falls over*

Remus: *staring at kid* Merlin, I think he's going to have to go to Madam Pomfrey.

James: Na, he can stay there.

Remus: Alright. If Dumbledore sees ANOTHER dead body, though, you're going to be next.

James: He isn't going to die! AND I HAVEN'T KILLED ANYONE! I just have made them sprout extra heads... *Steps pointedly over kid*

Remus: And fingers, and toes, and...other things.

James: *yells* ANYWAY, the worst that will happen is that he will be blind in one eye.

Remus: Yeah. Like that's a relief.

James: *grudgingly* Better then that smart first year from Ravenclaw had it.

Sirius: True. I remember what you did then, with all of those onions! He had to have smelled for a least a week. Still brings tears to Peter's eyes.

James: It should since it involves onions. At least we taught him not to hex us.

Remus: True. I'm not inviting you over next summer. I hope you know that I don't trust you.

James: May I inquire as to why the hell not?

Remus: You almost killed a Ravenclaw with onions! Should I trust you with bubbling oils and knives?

James: Sirius, wouldn't you trust me with bubbling oils and knives?

Sirius: No. Never. I'd never trust you around ANYTHING.

James: Are you still pouting?

Sirius: Yes. You ruined my life.

James: *sarcastically* Awwwww. Now I won't be able to sleep at night. I have to stay up to watch you. *Sniggers as Sirius doesn't understand the hint*

Remus: *understands hint*Yeah. I mean, you may drown in your own drool again.

Sirius: *finally gets it* It is you that drools, James!

James: Well, at least the rest of us don't wake up in puddle of our own saliva.

Sirius: No, but you do!

James: I don't sleep with stuffed animals!

Sirius: I never said...wait a minute! How do you know about... err ...

Remus: Oh yes Sirius, we know all about your McGonagall doll...