The Adventures of the Marauders... and Some Other Stuff.

In History of Magic class; Sirius, Remus, and James are very bored. (Who would have saw that one coming?) Peter is in the Hospital Wing after a mysterious accident involving a Quaffle and a certain boy with glasses.

Sirius glances over at James who is face down on his desk having fallen forward moments before. Beside him sits Remus who looks like he is paying attention, but on closer inspection, has glazed over eyes.

Sirius reaches into his bag and pulls out a piece of parchment. He writes quick message, folds the parchment up into a paper airplane, and throws it at James. It hits him right in the ear, and James in turn, sits straight up. Rubbing his ear and glaring at Sirius, he replies...

Too bad we don't have this class with the Slytherins; we could really have some dueling practice!-Sirius

Well, at least we don't have to suffer through smelling Snivellus' grease. -James

Too true. Hey look at it this way, we have lunch next. Mmmm...food...-Sirius

Yeah! Pumpkin Pasties, and food. -James

I think you got Padfoot to drool.-Remus

Oh, yes. Haha.-James

I don't drool!-Sirius

Whatever. Say that while you're sleeping.-Remus

How do you know that I drool in my sleep! ...Which I don't, I'm just saying...-Sirius

We have slept in the same dorm for five years, you know.-James

Oh, yes. For five years we have been woken up by YOUR cry of 'Breakfast!' Then we get jumped on.-Remus

I do not jump on you all! Well, only occasionally. BUT you sleep so deep an earthquake would need help waking you!-Sirius

Yes you do. Am I wrong Prongs?-Remus

You're very right. If you haven't noticed, we hate your 6:30 a.m. wake up calls.-James

You all are liars. You must be talking about Wormtail. Yeah right, I can't even say that in MY defense.-Sirius

How dare you say we're the liars? I mean, after that dreadfully done, "Professor, it was an accident to make him hang like that!"-Remus

Ahhhhhh, good times.-James

Say that to Snape.-Remus

Maybe I will. While I'm at it, I should "remind" him why it is so fun! Hehe, maybe at lunch. -James

Speaking of which...10,9,8...-Sirius

7, 6,5...-James

Honestly.-Remus

4,3,2,1 FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-Sirius

YES!! Forget this old par-James

Sadly this isn't the end of their day. Their schedules have them down for double History of Magic. Hooray.

How long do you suppose Binns has tortured generations of students?-Remus

Honestly, what's with them giving us double class with him...IN ONE DAY!-James

That's certain death, that is.-Remus

Is Padfoot asleep?-James

I think. He's drooling again, for sure.-Remus

I knew it! Poke him.-James

Hm. No motion from him.-Remus

I have an idea.Hit him with a tickling charm.-James

I'm trying. He's giggling in his sleep. Sweet Merlin, he's giggling in his sleep!-Remus

Is he saying...what I think he is saying?-James

He's saying... Oh dear. "Please, Reg, don't tell Mom that I -" MERLIN! Did you hear the end of that?!-Remus

Oh yay, we really need to have the talk with him.Here I'll do it... wait! Where is my wand?-James

Okay. Here's my wand. I see he's sucking on yours already.... Be prepared to wipe off dog drool.-Remus

How did he get MY wand? Ah,well. He'll get what's coming to him.-James

Here's a paper to clean it with after. You shouldn't leave it in your pocket now.-Remus

I know.I think I'll put it in my belt, or where he absolutely can't get to. Here it goes...HA!Did you see his face?-James

Oh, what have you done to him?-Remus

I think I made the charm to strong.Haha,he fell out of his seat from laughing so hard.-James

You think Binns has noticed yet?-Remus

He won't...do you think we should take him to the Hospital Wing? I can't take the charm off.-James

I think we should. Let me check with Binns - no, he on more Giant Wars. Won't be able to get his attention.-Remus

Let's just go.At least Wormtail will have a friend in the Hospital Wing though!-James

Haha! Still, tell me how you managed to get that Quaffle knocked onto his head.-Remus

Er...A levitating charm. It was hovering over the door ready for Padfoot, but Wormtail walked in first.-James

You think I'll believe that? -Remus

...Yes...Well that's what Peter thinks anyway. -James

I hope I'm brighter than that. I think we can get Padfoot through the door if we turn him. -Remus

It would be so much easier if he wouldn't shake. Wait-WHY IS HE SHAKING! -James

... Which spell did you use?-Remus

I said...Er...uh-oh...-James

Please don't tell me.... Oh, no. Is it that one that you used on Snape last Sunday?-Remus

I think. That's the last time I use your wand!-James

Not my fault. You should know better than using other wands! ... Not that I offered it to you or anything...-Remus

Yeah, that didn't happen at all, yeah right. We better hurry, he is giggling again. That can't be good.-James

Everyone but Binns is staring...-Remus

So I noticed. Let's g-James

They managed to get Sirius to the Hospital Wing without Binns noticing. When they got there Madam Pomfrey was able to fix him up right away. They had been there one too many times for her to ask questions. When they went to visit Peter, he was still out cold. Oh, well.

Next was Transfiguration. Yes, it will be as bad as you think.

How bad did you hit him, James? Peter's still gone! -Remus

I thought the door was closed! -James

Yeah, sure you did, Prongs. As if you were aiming for me. -Sirius

I was.... maybe...-James

You were? Why I should be on your throat right now! -Sirius

Don't throw a puppy temper tantrum now. -James

Haha, good one, James. -Remus

Hey! Grrrrrrrrrr.-Sirius

Make sure you don't pee on the carpet now, Padfoot. I don't want to clean it up again. -James

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! I hate you.-Sirius

Oh, dear. Don't growl at the teacher, either. May get the wrong ideas.-James

I do think that McGonagall has a thing for you Padfoot.-Remus

Yes. I mean, see that loving look she's giving you when you growl out loud! Like she wants to pounce on you and rip your shirt off. -James

A loving look! She looks mad! Who are YOU looking at? -Sirius

Haha. Learn some sarcasm, Padfoot. I think she's going to offer a nice evening in her office writing lines soon.-James

She already has. Remember yesterday? I kind of knocked Snivelly out for awhile.-Sirius

That explains why you came out with red lipstick all over your face. Real lady's man, aren't you, Padfoot?-Remus

Hey! I didn't mean it like that! Why do I get picked on in these notes!-Sirius

Because you're the one getting action with the old women.-Remus

Haha!That is the funniest thing that you've said all day,Moony!-James

It's true.-Remus

God I'm hungry.-Sirius

You always are. It's should only be, ah, ten minutes left?-James

Argh! I can't wait that long!-Sirius

Just count to a million in your head.-Remus

Or stare at McGonagall's - no, I can't finish that. -James

Gross! Actually...hmmmmmm...they are very...-Sirius

ACK! I threw up...IN MY MOUTH!-James

Oh, NO! DON"T SAY THAT! I THINK I DID TOO!!!-Remus

I can't stop staring...-Sirius

Oh, no, now I'm staring, too. Thanks a ton. -James

YUCK! You two really are star...Great I looked at them too! I HATE you two!-Remus

Can you imagine her without her robes? Or that hairstyle?-Sirius

Now THAT HAS gone to far! You guys better watch out, I think that she noticed.-Remus

Yeah, she makes a habit of looking for students not paying attention to anything but her bosoms.-Sirius

No really...she's standing beside you two.-Remus

Oh, a better vie- oh, I think she saw what we're writing! -James

Ah! Clear it! -Remus

I'm tryi-James