Whose Line Is It Anyways?: HP Style

Whose Line Is It Anyways?

Episode 2

~Chapter 6-Props and Party Quirks ~

Remus: The next game we are going to do is called Props. I am going to give them an item and they will have 30 seconds to do as many things as they can with it. Harry and Hermione here is your prop *hands them a 3d triangle shape* and here is yours Ron and Draco *hands them an even taller rectangle shape* You may begin when you are ready.

*Harry and Hermione set it so the point is straight up.*

Harry: You know...the pyramids looked a lot bigger on tv.

*Hermione nods as the buzzer sounds.*

*Ron is now hiding behind the huge rectangle.*

Draco: Hey Wilson!

*Ron shows the top of his head above the prop.*

Ron: Yes Tim?

*Buzz.*

*Harry is seated and Hermione is dangling the triangle above his head.*

*She sets it on his head.*

Harry: *Tries to talk like a ventriloquist.* GRYFFINDOR!

*Buzz. Next shows Draco with his hand on the top of the prop.*

Ron: So you got a bargain on this place?

Draco: I did and its as solid as a rock! *Hits it and it falls backwards.*

*Buzzer sounds.*

*Next scene shows Harry holding the triangle up to his nose.*

Hermione: Good job with the engorgement charm Harry. Just next time aim at Snape.

*Snape in crowd jumps to his feet.

Snape: I heard that! 20 points from Gryffindor!*

Remus: *Rolls eyes.* Snape! Do you really want me to let Sirius tell the whole world about the time when...

*Snape sits down. Sirius chuckles and gets a glare from Snape.*

Remus: I thought so. Continue Ron, Draco.

*The rectangle is now standing upright and Ron and Draco are acting like they are writing on it.*

Ron: I will not turn Malfoy into a ferret. *Laughs and stops writing.* A bouncing one!

Draco: I will not make Weasley puke slugs. *Smirks as he stops writing.* Serves him right!

*Buzz. Next scene shows the triangle sitting straight on the ground.*

Harry: If we would have only thrown a bucket of water on Voldemort sooner.

*Buzzer sounds.*

*Next scene shows Draco standing right in front of the tall rectangle. He is fluffing his hair, waving and flashing huge cheesy grins.*

Ron: *Walks up and shakes his head.* Who wrote to Gilderoy Lockhart saying I wanted a life sized 3d picture of him? *Looks around suspiciously.* Fred, George was that you?

*Long buzz.*

Remus: Alright, a million points to you all because hey, they don't matter. Our next game will be Party Quirks. This is for all of you. Draco you are hosting a party and the other three will come in when I ring the bell. Draco you have to figure out the strange personalities and quirks the others will be portraying. When you are ready, you may start.

*Harry, Hermione and Ron go to the edge and read their cards, while Draco goes center stage.*

Draco: Yes my birthday is finally here. And nothing beats a Malfoy celebration, but just where are my guests?

*Ding dong.*

Draco: Ooh someone's here!

*Opens imaginary door and Harry steps forward. A sign flashes: Hypochondriac (means you imagine you are sick all the time just to get attention)*

Draco: Well if it isn't Potter, how are you?

Harry: Not well I'm afraid. I have an inflammation in my cerebrum and I may have fractured my radius.*

*He steps forward and falls down.*

Harry: Darn those tarsals!! Oww!!

Draco: Typical...Potter trying to be the center of attention again.

*Ding dong.*

Draco: Another person...hello Ron.

*Sign flashes: Gilderoy Lockhart.*

Ron: I know, you're happy the party can start now because I'm here.

Draco: Yeah right.

*Ding dong.*

*Draco opens door and Hermione cautiously steps forward. Sign flashes: Sees Imaginary Things.*

Draco: Hi Hermione

Hermione: *Spots something in the distance and has a look of terror on his face.* Aah run for your lives, the evil wizard eating monster is coming. Come on Ron, let's hide. *Motions for Ron to make a break for it. Ron stays still and puffs out his chest.*

Ron: Why I have never run in the face of fear. Don't worry if anyone can stop some animal it is me.

Hermione: Look, I'm only trying to help. Ok its going away by Harry...now, I think you are safe.

Harry: It bit me! Oh no, it punctured a vital organ.

*Harry falls down and shudders every ten seconds.*

Ron: And he's supposed to defeat the Dark Lord, ha!

Draco: I've had enough of Gilderoy Lockhart.

Remus: Yep, you got it.

*Ron goes back to his seat goes back to his seat. Draco moves on to Harry.*

Draco: And I am sick of people who try to act sick to get attention.*

Remus: Have a more specific term for that?

Draco: Um...I don't know. Some Muggle word probably.

Remus: It's Hypochondria.

Draco: Whatever.

*Draco approaches Hermione, who is pretending to shake hands with someone.*

Hermione: Thank you so much Your Highness, if I could find the cure for the flu all over again I would.

Draco: Stop imagining things.

*Buzz.*

Remus: *Still chuckling.* Good job, 500 points to you all. Moving on.