Lady_D

Violence, Voices, and Blood...Who's Bringing The Chips? by Lady_D

05/30/2004

PG-13 Riddikulus Draco Malfoy Ginny Weasley Tom Riddle Humor Horror Multiple Eras Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix

OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY KILLED COLIN! And so our tale begins. A horrible murder has occurred at our beloved Hogwarts, and Fudge is a bungling idiot. Oh, and did I mention Dumbledore has experienced S.M.E.F.? If you want to know what smef means you're going to have to read my delightfully funny murder story.

Words: 5,568

Chapters: 2