Hogwarts Idol

Hogwarts Idol

Chapter 5 Lily Evans

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Jaina: Welcome back everyone. In case you forgot, this is Hogwarts Idol, where you choose who will become the next Hogwarts Idol. Our judges will narrow down your decision by sending on good singers and rejecting the others. Our judges are guests from the future, Hermione, Harry, and Ron and I'm your host, Jaina. Next up we have Lily Evans. Lily is a Gryffindor Prefect, in the running for Head Girl next year, at the top of her class, and tutors ever student at Hogwarts in her spare time. Over all, she is a goody-two-shoe. Give it up for Lily!

Lily: *she walks on stage in knee high leather heels, form fitting black pants, and a silver top with nothing but strings to cover her back. Her long dark red hair is crimped and falls to the middle of her back.* Thank you, Hogwarts! *She smiles and waves to everyone and blows a kiss to James but notices a Hufflepuff is trying to flirt with him*

Jaina: *is shocked by Lily's appearance* Wow, Lily, that's some look you're pulling off.

Lily: *glares at the Hufflepuff girl next to James then smiles back at Jaina* Thank you.

Jaina: Well, do you think your song, "Fancy" by Destiny's Child, is appropriate for the younger students here?

Lily: *still glaring at the girl* I'm not singing that anymore.

Jaina: *sighs* Well, that's a relief.

Lily: I'm singing "Nasty Girl" by Destiny's Child.

Jaina: What?! Oh well, good luck. *mutters to herself* I wonder if this station has censors.

Lily: Thank you. *walks up to the stage* I'm Lily Evans and I will be singing "Nasty Girl" by Destiny's Child. And this song is also dedicated to someone. *she glares at the Hufflepuff girl trying to get James attention*

Harry: That sounds great, Lily. *whispers to Ron, confidently* I know what is going on now.

Jaina: *mutters* It's about time he figured it out.

Lily: *looks fiercely at the girl and begins to sing*

Nasty put some clothes on, I told ya

Don't walk out your house without no clothes on, I told ya

Girl what ya thinkin' bout lookin' that to' down, I told ya

These men don't want no hot female that's been around the block female, you nasty girl

*she starts dancing a routine all while staring down the Hufflepuff*

Shakin' that thang on that man, lookin' all stank and nasty

Swore you look cute girl in them dukes, booty all out lookin' trashy

Sleazy put some clothes on, I told ya

Don't walk out ya heezy without clothes on, I told ya

*all of the boy's jaws drop as they watch her dance and glare at the girl*

You nasty girl, you nasty you trashy

You classless girl, you sleazy you freaky

I ain't never met a girl that does the things that you do

Change don't come your way it will come back to you

Put some clothes on girl

*some boys yell cat calls at Lily and James pulls out his wand and curses them*

Nasty put some clothes on, I told ya

Don't walk out your house without no clothes on, I told ya

Girl what ya thinkin' bout lookin' that to' down, I told ya

These men don't want no hot female that's been around the block female, you nasty girl

*Lily walks down the stage and over to where the girl is sitting*

Booty all out, tongue out her mouth, cleavage from here to Mexico

She walks wit a twist, one hand on her hip, when she gets wit'cha she lets it go

*Lily and most of the girls in Hogwarts form a circle around the girl and point at her while Lily sings*

Nasty put some clothes on, you look to' down

Nasty don't know why you, will not sit down

*she heads back up to the stage still give the girl the 'evil eye'*

Heels on her feet, swear she's in heat, flirtin' wit every man she sees

Her pants hangin' low, she never says no, everyone knows she's easy

Nasty put some clothes on, you lookin' stank

Nasty what's your problem, you should be ashamed

*Lily ends by spinning around and pointing at the girl*

*Everyone stares at Lily with their mouths open, as the Hufflepuff girl gets up and walks away from James*

*The Great Hall bursts into the biggest applause yet and there are many cat calls to keep James busy*

Jaina: Wow, I wonder what your message was. *she says thick with sarcasm*

Lily: That some girls are nasty. *she is still glaring at the Hufflepuff who was sitting next to James*

Jaina: I could tell, well, let's hear from out judges, Harry?

Harry: Oh my gosh! That was my.....*he stops as Jaina coughs* ...my favorite performance. Very good singing, dog, you may advance. *he shifts uncomfortably in his seat* What do you think, Hermione.

Hermione: That was so good! *give Lily a hug* You did great and I loved your message, some girls are nasty. You may go on. What do you say, Ron?

Ron: *his mouth wide open* Now you are what this bloody contest is all about! It is about time someone sings with talent and passion. Of course you may go on! *leans over to Harry and whispers* You mum is so hot!

Harry: *slaps Ron* Hey! That's my mum you're talking about.

Jaina: *leans in next to Ron and Harry* And you two aren't supposed to be talking about that or I'll have to put another memory charm on you.

Lily: *Harry and Ron straighten up* Oh, thank you! *she hugs Hermione again and Harry and Ron* Yeah! I'm going on! *dances around*

Jaina: Great performance, Lily. How did you feel to get the first good review from Ron?

Lily: Awesome! He's so nice and sweet!

Jaina: You know that James made it as well, how do you feel on competing against him?

Lily: Oh, I know I'll beat him easily, though I did love his song.

Jaina: Yeah, we all did. Well, congratulations again and good luck in the next round. *Lily runs off stage and jumps into James arms* Well, isn't that sweet. *looks out at the crowd and notices all of the male student were cursed except for Sirius and Remus, who know better than to make cat calls at Lily* It looks like James has been busy. We'll see you next time on Hogwarts Idol and hopefully all of the students will have shaken off their curses! Remember to take care of yourselves and each other. Good bye!