Eudice Eusyram: The Multi-Chapter Fic

One day, Dolores Umbridge, who was a mean old hag, was walking home when she met Lucius Malfoy, who was evil!

"What are you two doing?" she asked him.

"I'm talking to you," Lucius said happily. "I just wanted to tell you the Death Eaters are stronger than ever!"

"Surely you can't be serious!" Umbridge said in shock.

"I am," Lucius told her, "and don't call me 'Shirley.'"

"After Voldemort's been defeated and everything, how could the Death Eaters be stronger than ever?" Umbridge asked Lucius.

"Because we have a whole new leader everyone thought was dead, but he just hid when Dumbeldore was around, because he didn't want to get in trouble," Lucius answered.

"That makes complete sense," said Umbridge. "I'll join you immediately!"

"No, you won't!" a voice said.

This voice came from Eudice Eusyram, who was an incredibly gorgeous American woman and a genius when it came it everything. She also happened to be part veela, an Animagus and a Metamorphmagus. Since her Animagi form was that of a Kelpie, it meant she could turn into almost anything. She had also been Remus Lupin's girlfriend when they were at Hogwarts and wrote the Marauder's Map, but let Lupin and his friends take credit for it because she was so generous and humble.

"Yes, I will!" Umbridge said. "Because I'm senior undersecretary to the Minister and that makes me all-powerful!"

"No, it doesn't!" Eudice said as she beat up Umbridge and Lucius Malfoy ran away because he was evil! Eudice took Umbridge to Order headquarters, where they put her in a dark room to question her.

"Why don't you tell us what's going on?" asked Remus Lupin.

"I will tell you nothing because I'm a mean old hag!" Umbridge declared because she was a mean old hag.

"Maybe we could still try to get her to talk," Lupin suggested.

"No, she's a mean old hag and she won't tell us anything," said Eudice, who knew what was best because she was perfect. "The only way to find out what she's up to is to use Legilimency."

Eudice was, of course, very skilled in Legilimency because she was a genius when it came it everything. She found out that the Death Eaters had a leader even more powerful and dangerous than Lord Voldemort!

"Who is it?" Lupin asked curiously. "It's not Brittany Spears, is it? That would be very bad!"

"No, it's someone even worse!" Eudice told him. "Someone we all thought was dead!"

"Who?" Lupin asked.

"It's my father," Eudice said dramatically, because this was a dramatic moment, "the Dark Wizard Grindelwald!"

"That's impossible!" Lupin said immediately. "Dumbledore defeated him in 1945!"

"I know," Eudice said, "but he's back. And he's more powerful than ever!"

"Oh, no!" said Lupin, who now felt very scared. "What will we do now?"

"We'll have to defeat him and, this time, make sure he dies!" Eudice explained. "It's the only thing we can do."

"But how can we defeat someone so powerful?" Lupin asked desperately.

"We'll just have to do our best!" Eudice said bravely. "It's our only hope."