The Quest For The Lost Llama

"Why would I want to strangle a llama?" Ginny yelled at Ron.

"Why wouldn't you?!" he yelled back.

Now, this may sound like Ginny and Ron are having a horrible row, but they aren't. They're actually having a very serious discussion.

"Maybe the llama doesn't want to be strangled!"

"Maybe it does!"

"But it probably doesn't!"

"How do you know?! Maybe the llama's secret ambition is to be strangled by you!"

"Then I'd feel touched that a llama wanted me to strangle it!"

"Then feel touched, because the llama wants you to strangle him!"

"How do you know it's a boy?"

"Well I'm not going to check!"

"I think it's a girl!"

"I think it's a boy!"

"Girl!"

"Boy!"

"WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP?" Hermione yelled.

"No!" both redheads shouted at Hermione, with their fists clenched.

"Okay," Hermione said weakly, and she hid under a table.

"Eek!" Neville yelled.

"Eek?" Ron and Ginny asked.

"Eek!" Neville repeated.

"Eek?" Ron and Ginny asked again.

"EEK!" Neville repeated loudly.

"Jeez, Neville, we're having a serious discussion here!" Ginny told Neville, and he hid under the table with Hermione.

"Boy!" Ron shouted.

"Girl!"

"Why don't you just ask the llama?" Harry suggested as he started to dance with Hermione's broken hairbrush.

Now, to you, this may seem like an odd scene, with Ron and Ginny fighting, ("We're discussing, Ms. Narrator Woman!" Ginny yelled.). I mean, discussing whether or not Ginny should strangle a llama, and Neville and Hermione hiding under a table, and Harry dancing with Hermione's broken hairbrush. But it's not. Wait, yes it is. But considering they each just chugged twenty cans of Mountain Dew, they are not at fault. Dean, however, is at fault for bringing Mountain Dew to Hogwarts.

"Wait! Where is the llama?" Ron asked, looking around.

"Oh my, the llama escaped," Ginny in an overly dramatic voice.

Hermione, Ron, Dean, Seamus, Neville, Harry, Lavender, Parvati, and Luna gasped.

"But how? How could we let the llama get away?" Ron asked.

"I don't know, but we'll have to find the llama!" Ginny said.

They all got in their very best clothes (they wanted to look pretty!) and put on blue bowling shoes. (What's an adventure without blue bowling shoes?) And they all got little sword-holders to put their wands in, because they thought it would look impressive.

After they all did this, they wrote down a list of where the llama could have gone.

"It could be down by the lake," Luna suggested.

"Where the watermelon grows?" Ginny asked.

"Back to my home," Luna started.

"I dare not go."

"For if I do."

"My mother would say..."

"Have you ever seen a llama in pink pajamas?"

"LLAMA!" Ron shouted. "WHERE'S THE LLAMA IN PINK PAJAMAS?"

"Down by the bay..."

"Where the watermelon grows," Ginny sang.

"Back to my home..."

"I GET IT!" Dean and Seamus yelled together.

"You do, do you?" Luna asked.

"I do!" Dean shouted.

"Then I pronounce you husband and wife," Seamus said, adjusting his non-existent glasses. "You may now kiss the bride."

"NO!" everyone shouted. "EWWW!"

"I might enjoy that..." Dean said, but was whacked on the head by Ginny.

"Remember me, Dean? I'm your GIRLFRIEND, Ginny," Ginny said angrily.

"Oh... yeah. Hi, Ginny. What's up?" Dean said. To this Ginny rolled her eyes and started writing a list of where the llama could be.

"Put down the Shrieking Shack!" Hermione said.

"Why would the llama be in the Shrieking Shack?" Seamus asked.

"I don't know. Why would you pronounce Dean and Luna husband and wife?" Hermione asked.

"Oh... good point," Seamus said.

"The cave where... Snuffles lived?" Harry said, looking said.

"Who's Snuffles?" Seamus asked.

"A goat," Harry said quickly. "Where else?"

"We should check Honeydukes!" Ron said happily.

"You just want to go there to get sweets!" Hermione yelled at him.

"You never know, the llama might be there," Ron argued.

"Okay, so we'll go to the lake, the Shrieking Shack, a cave, and Honeyduke's. If there are no llamas at any of these locations, we will fall into a burning ring of fire."

Suddenly, Luna stood up and started singing, "And it burn, burn, burns! That ring of fire!"

Everyone just looked at her.

"Sorry, had to be done," she muttered and sat down.

"Let's go!" Ginny yelled.

"Wait, let me get Blinky!" Lavender said.

"I thought Blinky died," Ron said.

"You don't have to remind me!" Lavender cried, and looked at Ron angrily.

"Sorry," Ron said and they left the common room.

AND THUS BEGINS THE QUEST FOR THE LOST LLAMA!

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