Five O'Clock Shadow

Er...this is a mostly pointless and semi-funny story. Harry is discovered to have the five o'clock shadow but, being an immature boy of seventeen, has no idea what that is. With a little help from Hermione, he learns to control and fix this problem.

In Which Harry Learns About the Dreaded Five O’ Clock Shadow (Whatever the Bloody Hell That Is) and Cries a Bit—Hermione sees Ron’s Bare Chest and Ron knocks out Dean! Eeee! All Before Breakfast! Very Interesting....This Is Probably The Most Pointless Chapter of the Story So Far, But Oh Well, Too Bad And Harry and the Author (yours truly) Almost Start a Pointless Argument But Don’t Actually Argue in the Story; Well, They Actually Do But Oh Well, Just a Tiny Bit, and Harry Gets Deleted Again But He Is Still in the Story Because Without Him, There Would Be No Point To This Already Pointless But Semi-Funny Story Also….The Trio Goes to Hogsmeade and Ron Gets Drunk! Oops, Sorry, That’s Next Chapter…

In Which Harry, Ron, and Hermione Finally Decide to Go to Breakfast and Ron Eats Eleven Sausages And the Trio Goes to Hogsmeade and Ron Gets Drunk! Hermione Gets Incredibly Pissed at Ronald Because he Won’t Stop Drinking or Flirting With Madam Rosemarta and Harry Spends Half the Day Gazing at Ginny’s Butt and Snogging Her, Too!! Plus, Harry Gets Kicked In a Very Private Place By Hermione! You Go Girl! And Harry Gets Mad at Yours Truly For Not Writing a Title That Was Longer Than Last Chapter’s Exclusive! Ron’s Guide To How To Get Drunk!