Rating:
PG
House:
Riddikulus
Genres:
Humor
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire
Stats:
Published: 12/22/2001
Updated: 01/17/2002
Words: 5,277
Chapters: 4
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Gred and Forge and the Time Machine

hazel dreamer

Story Summary:
Blend a cube of Time Machine into a cup of Gred and Forge. The Weasley twins take a journey into the future. Will it be like what they have expected? Enjoy your beverage!

Chapter 02

Chapter Summary:
Mix a bowl of Gred and Forge with a block of muggle computer, and add a pinch of Ron. Taste the results!
Posted:
01/17/2002
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450
Author's Note:
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- Chapter Two -

"So, dear brother, how do you plan to find the Time Machine? You know, it's not ready yet, you really should not try it."

"Oh shut up, George. You know as well as I do that it works perfectly well, and I know that you're practically dying to know your future too."

"Okay, I guess you are right. But you don't even know where the Time Machine is! And it's made by muggles, and muggle inventions aren't really reliable anyway."

"Why don't you quit acting like a cowardly girl and help me write a letter to Harry? We need to get the Marauder's Map."

"What for?"
"Do you have brains or not? Remember that time we handed the map to Harry, we didn't tell him that this map could show places outside of Hogwarts? You really are an idiot, George."

"Okay, Fred, but hey, if I weren't angelic enough to clean the attic and stumble upon that muggle computer, you wouldn't be here bossing me about like dear perfect Percy." George said sarcastically. "So, you want to get that map and find out where the Time Machine is located?"

"Smart."


Dearest Harry,

We are most absolutely sorry to disturb your not-so-wonderful holidays, but we would really like to borrow that Marauder's Map of yours for some days. Please send it to us using Hedwig (Errol will most probably just drop it into the sea or something. Thanks, amigo!

Cheers,

Gred & Forge.


Harry looked at this letter in amazement. He didn't see why Fred and George needed the map, especially when they were not in school at the moment. Despite his curiosity, he still sent the Map to them using Hedwig.


"Okay. So the Time Machine is near us. That's quite a bit of luck!" exclaimed Fred.

"Yeah, can you believe it? It's just behind our house, in that deserted spooky old house."

"It's a good thing the muggles can't see our house! They would be so shocked! Imagine, them wanting some peace and we interfering!"

"I really think muggles are stupid anyway."

"No, they aren't!" Fred sided with the muggles.

"You know something, Fred? If you continue siding with the muggles and speaking for them like Hermione does for those House-elves, you might even come up with something called SPIM!"

"SPIM?"

"Society for the Promotion of Intelligent Muggles! Really, Fred, don't be a copycat. A SPEW is already enough, let alone a SPIM!" he broke off into peals of laughter.

"Oh shut up, George," Fred said hotly. "You know that I won't do anything like this. I'm merely stating the facts of life. Look at how those muggles manage without magic! Sometimes it's really fabulous!"






- Chapter Three -

Fred and George crept into the creepy old house. They wished they had an Invisibility Cloak like Harry. Fervently wishing that nobody was in the house, they slowly and quietly pushed open a door, revealing a gleaming silver machine. That was, nonetheless, the Time Machine. They gaped at the machine. Who would have thought that Muggles could make such magnificent machines without magic? Although they could not wait to see their futures, they did not want to be left stranded in the future either. Fred's sharp eyes caught a little Instruction Book on a table. He motioned to George about the book, and George tiptoed across the room and pocketed the book.

"Mission accomplished," whispered Fred.

They suddenly heard voices in the living room. "Oh no, those muggles must have returned. Why did they choose such an hour?" the twins thought.

They quickly darted into a nearby cupboard and whispered quietly.

"Fred, what do you think we should do now?"

"I guess we'll wait till those people are gone. It's a pity we can't use magic during the holidays, or we would be able to put a memory charm on them!"

"What if they discover us then?"

"They don't know that we are wizards, but they might think that we are spying on their operation. They will find that we have taken the instruction book and most probably sue us or something. I'm not sure about the Muggle Laws."

"Well, I guess if we really have no choice and it is an emergency, we would have to use the memory charm. If the Ministry of Magic finds out that we have used magic ... which I'm sure they will ... I guess we just have to deal with it. Maybe lie or something."

"Yeah."

The twins hid in the cupboard for what seemed like ages. "The muggles seem to be stuck in that place. Why can't they get out?" the twins thought.

Unable to stand being stuck in the cupboard, the twins decided to go for it. They pushed open the door of the cupboard and dashed out of the house. The muggles stared at them for a moment before one of them yelled, "Catch the spies!" Fred whipped out his wand and yelled, "Obliviate!" The muggles stopped and their eyes slid out of focus, a dreamy look on their faces. The twins immediately ran back to the Burrow.

"Whew! That was close!"

"Well, it seems like we have no choice but to accept the Ministry of Magic's punishment."

"I certainly hope that they didn't catch us. It seems like we were lucky ... the letter usually arrives immediately and we haven't gotten any ... "

"Too late." A brown, tawny owl appeared in the skies, its silhouette gradually becoming bigger and bigger. George unlatched the window and the owl flew in, dropped a letter, and flew out again.

Fred picked up the letter and opened it.


Dear Mr Fred and George Weasley,

We have received intelligence that a Memory Charm was used at a deserted area behind your place of residence this evening at nine minutes past six.

As you know, under-age wizards are not permitted to perform spells outside school, and further spellwork on your part may lead to expulsion from said school (Decree for the Reasonable Restriction of Under-Age Sorcery, 1875, Paragraph C).

We would also ask you to remember that any magical activity which risks notice by members of the non-magical community (Muggles) is a serious offence, under section 13 of the International Confederation of Warlocks' Statute of Secrecy.

Enjoy your holidays!

Yours sincerely,

Mafalda Hopkirk

Improper Use of Magic Office

Ministry of Magic


"Wow, that was a long letter." Fred commented.

"We'd better keep it out of Mum or Dad's sight."

"Or Percy's. You know how he can be a tell-tale sometimes."

"Yeah."

"What do you reckon we do now, then?"

George grinned. "Well, there's only one thing we can do now, isn't it? Let's examine the Instruction Book."