- Rating:
- PG
- House:
- Riddikulus
- Genres:
- Humor
- Era:
- Multiple Eras
- Spoilers:
- Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire
- Stats:
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Published: 12/22/2001Updated: 01/17/2002Words: 5,277Chapters: 4Hits: 2,586
Gred and Forge and the Time Machine
hazel dreamer
- Story Summary:
- Blend a cube of Time Machine into a cup of Gred and Forge. The Weasley twins take a journey into the future. Will it be like what they have expected? Enjoy your beverage!
Chapter 01
- Chapter Summary:
- Mix a bowl of Gred and Forge with a block of muggle computer, and add a pinch of Ron. Taste the results!
- Posted:
- 12/22/2001
- Hits:
- 1,281
- Author's Note:
- Read and Review! Thanks!
"Hey George, look at this!"
"Fred, seriously, I didn't know you were into muggle news and articles!"
"Really, George, I must admit that muggles are smart! Come and read this article, you git."
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Greatest Invention of the Year Scientists from England are proud to announce the greatest invention of all times. Made up by a group of 3 scientists, who call themselves 'The Time Turners', Heather Minnite, Astee Ower and Graham Daye have managed successfully to create a Time Machine. During the experimental stages, the Time Turners have sent a laboratory rat to the Medieval Times, and the rat returned in a set of armour. Later on, a robot with built-in features like a video camera have been sent to the future, and a video of human beings' future lives was successfully captured. However, this Time Machine still needs to undergo a last stage of experiment. It will only be ready in the year 2010, and that's when you will be able to see your future. Scientists are currently carrying out the last stage of experiment in a deserted area near London. Trespassers will be prohibited, so please leave these scientists in peace. |
"Hey Fred, it really seems like you have an idea... out with it!"
Fred grinned mischievously. "Do you like to play matchmaker?"
"Huh?"
"Don't be such a stupid prat. You know as well as I do that Ginny likes Harry, don't you?"
"Yeah..." George suddenly understood. "You want to find out who Harry marries in the future?" he asked incredulously.
"Why not? Dear Ginny is our favourite sister - "
"Only sister, you mean."
Fred ignored him. " - and we must make sure she does not break her heart over someone whom she might not marry in the future."
"But what if they end up getting married?"
"Then we'll play matchmaker and get them together."
"There's more to it, isn't it? I'm sure you are not that concerned about 'dear Ginny' ..."
"Okay okay. You see, Angelina was hooked up with that Hufflepuff dude called Gregory Higgs. I want to see if they get together in the - "
Fred didn't even get time to finish his sentence, and George was already doubling up and fighting back his laughter unsuccessfully.
"You - you what? You want to - gasp - spy on - gasp - Angelina's fu - gasp - future? Hahahahahaha...... I - gasp - can't believe it! You are - gasp - swooning - gasp - over a - gasp - girl!"
"Oh shut up. You can't understand the feeling of love until you get caught up with it. Just wait till the day I find out who your girlfriend is. That's the time I get my revenge, dear twin. And you'd better shut up about my - "
"crush? Hahahahahahaha..."
Fred tactfully ignored his comment again. " - my secret, or else I'll tell everyone how you still hug that soft-toy dragon and drool over it in your sleep."
"Okay. I'll stop it - haha - I promise I won't tell anyone." George stifled a laugh.