Rating:
PG-13
House:
Riddikulus
Characters:
Draco Malfoy
Genres:
Humor Romance
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix
Stats:
Published: 08/04/2003
Updated: 10/06/2003
Words: 1,808
Chapters: 2
Hits: 1,399

The Ladies Man Skanksgiving

dellmarch

Story Summary:
The Ladies Man...Draco Malfoy...answers ALL da romantice queires on his show. He can tell you how to hook up with a fine bus station skank and do the Alabama Crabdangle--yeah, dis is freaky. And so is The Ladies Man. ``He also enjoys dramatic interpetations, especially of the "relationship" between a certain Professor and Student. Yeah, dats right.
Chapter 01
08/04/2003

The Ladies Man...Draco Malfoy...answers ALL da romantice queires on his show. He can tell you how to hook up with a fine bus station skank and do the Alabama Crabdangle--yeah, dis is freaky. And so is The Ladies Man.

Words: 837
Hits: 907
The Ladies Man Skanksgiving 02
10/06/2003

The Ladies Man, Draco Malfoy, answers ALL da romantic queires on his show. If it's freaky, he's already done it...with 3 bus station skanks. This time, he analyzes the very "special" relationship between a certain Potions Master and his bossy Gryffindor pupil. He enjoys interpeting WIKT fan fiction, drinking Courvoisier, and fascinating about Mizz Molly Weasley. Yeah, dat is right...

Words: 971
Hits: 491