attica

A dysfunctional story of love, drunks, dead bodies, and knitting betwixt two equally deranged people named Draco and Hermione. Beware! Witty verbiage! Pill-popping Severus Elizabeth Snape! And kissing saints! Read, and your life will never be the same again.

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How to be Dead by attica
06/12/2006

"But you do," his face breaking into a brilliant smile, summoning little jackhammers upon her heart, as if he was pleased and delighted with this piece of terrible news. "You do fancy me. Dear Merlin, Hermione Granger, you're in love with me." Draco&Hermione.

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“Because,” she said, a secretively cunning smile flickering across her face for a mere second that once the shadow of the cloud passed, it was gone. “Because we’ve got nothing to lose.” DHr. Post-HBP. One-shot. Slightly OOC.

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Basketcase by attica
09/10/2004

A weekly issued Hogwarts newspaper… a wine-drinking, guitar-playing Draco… a frantic, stressed and sleep-deprived Hermione… a clichéd yet not-so-clichéd talent show.... And in between it all, a romance blooms. DM/HG

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