Rating:
PG-13
House:
The Dark Arts
Genres:
Drama Romance
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix
Stats:
Published: 02/15/2004
Updated: 04/24/2004
Words: 90,644
Chapters: 36
Hits: 14,967

No Laughing Matter

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Story Summary:
Fred and George fall in love, fight Death Eaters, work with the Order of the Phoenix, try to figure out what Percy is up to and run their joke shop all at the same time. Starts off relatively fluffy and sweet, but don't let that fool you...

Chapter 01
02/15/2004

Fred and George fall in love, fight Death Eaters, work with the Order of the Phoenix, try to figure out what Percy is up to and run their joke shop all at the same time. Starts off relatively fluffy and sweet, but don't let that fool you...

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Chapter 02
02/19/2004

Fred and George fall in love, fight Death Eaters, work with the Order of the

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Chapter 03
02/20/2004

Fred and George fall in love, fight Death Eaters, work with the Order of the

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Chapter 04
02/22/2004

Fred and George fall in love, fight Death Eaters, work with the Order of the Phoenix, try to figure out what Percy is up and run their joke shop all at the same time. Starts off relatively fluffy and sweet, but don't let that fool you...

Words: 2,588
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Chapter 05
02/24/2004

This chapter: An attmpted break-in at Weasley's Wizard Wheezes brings up some disturbing questions about family loyalty. Fred pays his father a visit at the Ministry and has a strange encounter with Percy.

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Chapter 06
02/29/2004

In this chapter, Fred tells Carly about Percy's odd behavior.

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Chapter 07
03/01/2004

This Chapter: Fred meets Carly's aunt and uncle. They visit the shop.

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Chapter 08
03/01/2004

This Chapter - Someone attempts a break in at Carly's flat; George returns from America.

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Chapter 09
03/03/2004

In this chapter, Rowan an George embark on an adventure, and Carly and Fred share a quiet evening.

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Chapter 10
03/03/2004

This chapter - A letter to Harry, a warning to Carly and an call to the order. Trouble on the way!

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Chapter 11
03/05/2004

George and Rowan find trouble while investigating Malfoy Mansion.

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Chapter 12
03/07/2004

This chapter: The aftermath of what George discovered begins to be felt.

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Chapter 13
03/12/2004

This chapter: Fred visits Hogwarts, Percy is under investigation.

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Chapter 14
03/16/2004

This Chapter: A Newspaper article by Rowan brings questions and the search for Peter Pettigrew begins.

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Chapter 15
03/18/2004

George and Rowan foray into Muggle London for research at a Muggle library; Carly helps out at the shop.

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Fred and George Prepare to spend Halloween evening at eh Winters' Estate, but their plans take a turn half way through....

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Chapter 18
03/20/2004

This Chapter: The Order is called to defend the school and Hogsmeade; the Weasley family decides what to do about Percy.

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Chapter 19
03/21/2004

This Chapter: Fasten Your seatbelts! To say more would give it away!

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Chapter 20
03/26/2004

The aftermath.

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Chapter 21
04/01/2004

Arthur copes.

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Chapter 22
04/06/2004

Plans are made, Charlie comes home, and more bad news reaches the Weasley family.

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Chapter 23
04/06/2004

Molly wakes, he reaction to the news, then rest at last.

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Chapter 24
04/08/2004

A job offer for Mr. Weasley, more of the recovery process....

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Chapter 25
04/08/2004

With everything destoyed and some wands missing, a trip into Diagon Alley is in order. With Molly, Bill, Charlie and George - Don't you just love men who love their Mum?

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Chapter 26
04/11/2004

This Chapter: Fred us released from St. Mungo's and Ron, Ginny and Harry arrive.

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Chapter 27
04/12/2004

Harry, Ron and Ginny have a talk with Fred and George.

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Chapter 28
04/13/2004

This chapter: Clean up at the Burrow begins.

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Chapter 29
04/15/2004

Some good news for Rowan and Carly.

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Chapter 30
04/15/2004

Some plans are made.

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Chapter 31
04/15/2004

Saying good bye to Percy. WARNING - emotional chapter ahead!

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Chapter 32
04/19/2004

This Chapter: Fred vents his feelings, Molly has a heart to heart with her boys.

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Chapter 33
04/19/2004

This Chapter: Some much needed levity after an emotionally draining day.

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Chapter 34
04/19/2004

This Chapter: Plans for the future!

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Chapter 35
04/22/2004

Ron, Harry and Ginny return to Hogwarts, and two new people arrive.

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Chapter 36
04/22/2004

Christmas at the new Burrow is full of surprises!

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Chapter 37
04/24/2004

The Wedding and Epilogue...

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