Rating:
G
House:
Riddikulus
Genres:
Humor Parody
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire
Stats:
Published: 05/30/2004
Updated: 05/30/2004
Words: 499
Chapters: 1
Hits: 361

I Just Don't Know

Tiny Q

Story Summary:
This is some general oddness about all the characters being odd and doing odd things. Why? Because I said so! And as the author I am allowed to say so.
Chapter Summary:
This is some general oddness about all the characters being odd and doing odd things. Why? Because I said so! And as the author I am allowed to say so. So please, just read the story.
Posted:
05/30/2004
Hits:
361
Author's Note:
Uh, wrote this back in the beginning of 2002. I promise that I will start putting my new stuff up on here soon. But until then here is a very odd little story that came to me in a waking dream. (Those stories are always my oddest...) Try to be agreeable with the narrator, I think she's a touch neurotic... I apologize for any trauma you might receive from reading this. You are warned. :D

I Just Don't Know . . .

Harry Potter was running. From what? Well, he was running from... Monsters! That's right! Monsters! Harry Potter was running from monsters!

Ron and Hermione? Well... they're running too! Yes! Harry, Ron and Hermione are all running from monsters. Side by side.

What do they look like? The monsters? Well they're big, hairy and have lots of long sharp teeth.

Draco and Ginny? Well yes, I suppose they do have to be in this story too, don't they? Hmm... They're under a tree snogging each other senseless. Why? It's in the rules. Romeo and Juliet must snog. Got that? What type of tree? Why do you want to know that? Oh alright. How about a willow tree? That ok? Good.

Dumbledore? Well Dumbledore... uh... Dumbledore is having tea with Voldemort. Why? Because I said so. And it's tea time.

Snape? No I did not forget about Snape. Snape is being Snape-like and docking points from each house systematically. Why? Because he's Snape! And that is what Snape does. That and sing karaoke. You want him to be doing this as well? Alright. Snape is docking points while singing karaoke. Happy? Good.

Sirius? Of course. Sirius. It was only a matter of time before you asked for him, eh? Well, Sirius is hanging out at Lupin's house watching the hockey game. Why hockey? Because Sirius is a huge Oilers fan. Duh.

Lupin? Well Lupin doesn't like hockey... so... Lupin is out... Trying to stop the monsters that are chasing Harry, Ron and Hermione. Yeah! Sirius being the negligent godfather he is, is in Lupin's house watching the hockey game while Lupin, his best friend, tries to save his godson.

Colin Creevey? Oooh! He's out taking pictures of everyone! The monsters too! I wonder if I can get the monsters to sing karaoke with Snape. No? Bugger.

Hannibal Lector? What does Hannibal have to do with Harry Potter? I don't care if he's cool. He's not going in the story.

Hagrid? That's better. Hagrid is currently arm-wrestling Hulk Hogan. Why? Because his name is in the hockey song that I am listening to. No. Not The Rock. Hogan.

Anyhoo. What about Quirrell? Well Quirrell is dead. So no Quirrell in this story either.

The twins? Well the twins... They're blowing up the Empire State Building. Why? Sounds like something they would do. Ok. No it doesn't, but... ok. They are not blowing up the Empire State Building. Sheesh. The twins are tormenting Percy whose hair is all messed up. Why is it all messed up? Because it was messed up in the movie and looked oober cute.

Lucius Malfoy? Why would you- all right. All right! Lucius is putting his hair in pretty little black bows. Yeah. I thought it was funny too.

Hedwig, Pig and Crookshanks? Well they're all plotting to take over the world. Why? Because they are sick and tired of humans ruling it and making asses of themselves. Run away!

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Author notes: Well, I did warn you. Anyhoo, what did you think of this totally pathetic story?? I really am interested!