Absolutely Normal Chaos

Confused Muggles at Hogwarts, young wizards waiting to get their letters…the magical world as we know it is in jeopardy when Hogwarts’ magical quill goes defective and takes note of all the wrong children born in Great Britain. Meanwhile, 11-year old Harry Potter's dull and depressing life continues at Stonewall High, where he encounters an oozing, undistinguishable mass of gray-uniformed students, trigonometry, and the snobbish girls of the neighboring Maris Academy for Girls, not to mention 11-year-old Hermione Granger.....Will they receive their letters and discover their magical destinies before Lord Voldemort snatches the Philosopher’s Stone ? Dunno, I haven’t written that much yet.

Confused Muggles at Hogwarts, young wizards waiting to get their letters…the magical world as we know it is in jeopardy when Hogwarts’ magical quill goes defective and takes note of all the wrong children born in Great Britain. Meanwhile, 11-year old Harry Potter's dull and depressing life continues at Stonewall High, where he encounters an oozing, undistinguishable mass of gray-uniformed students, trigonometry, and the snobbish girls of the neighboring Maris Academy for Girls, not to mention 11-year-old Hermione Granger.....Will they receive their letters and discover their magical destinies before Lord Voldemort snatches the Philosopher’s Stone ? Dunno, I haven’t written that much yet.

Confused Muggles at Hogwarts, young wizards waiting to get their letters…the magical world as we know it is in jeopardy when Hogwarts’ magical quill goes defective and takes note of all the wrong children born in Great Britain. Meanwhile, 11-year old Harry Potter's dull and depressing life continues at Stonewall High, where he encounters an oozing, undistinguishable mass of gray-uniformed students, trigonometry, and the snobbish girls of the neighboring Maris Academy for Girls, not to mention 11-year-old Hermione Granger.....Will they receive their letters and discover their magical destinies before Lord Voldemort snatches the Philosopher’s Stone ? Dunno, I haven’t written that much yet.

Confused Muggles at Hogwarts, young wizards waiting to get their letters…the magical world as we know it is in jeopardy when Hogwarts’ magical quill goes defective and takes note of all the wrong children born in Great Britain. Meanwhile, 11-year old Harry Potter's dull and depressing life continues at Stonewall High, where he encounters an oozing, undistinguishable mass of gray-uniformed students, trigonometry, and the snobbish girls of the neighboring Maris Academy for Girls, not to mention 11-year-old Hermione Granger.....Will they receive their letters and discover their magical destinies before Lord Voldemort snatches the Philosopher’s Stone ? Dunno, I haven’t written that much yet.